I CAN'T LOOK AT IT!!! IT HURTS MY EYES!!!!
Little Einsteins is an EVIL and dangerous kiddie show on Didney Jewnyur (Aka PlaiHluz Didney) created by Freddy Fazbear way back in 2005, who is secretly an evil animator and made the show by using paint made from his second best friends crap Shrek. Shrek had extremely bad diarrhea that day from eating contaminated Taco Bell and got extremely bad and painful diarrhea from salmonella and cryptosporidium. That's how this show was made.
It was banned around the world due to the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix, and Rocket being turned into a robot that plays the song non-stop.
The creators of Baby Einstein sued Freddy for creating Little Einsteins in 2011, causing the show to be cancelled but still aired in re-runs until it was banned in 37 countries throughout 2015.
What it's all about[]
These four kids and their rocket, just called Rocket, go on lame "adventures" and ruin classical music by Mozart and other composers.
The show is the reason why art is no longer popular because EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF ART IN THE WORLD was used - and destroyed - on the show. But to be fair, the ship kinda looks cool tho.
Ban worldwide[]
Little Einsteins was banned in 37 countries due to Rocket playing the theme song remix non-stop and bursting everyone's eardrums while doing such.
It was moved to 4AM in the United States of UnAmerica, aired on CBeebies in Poland, became only available for babies to watch in Germany, aired on Crap Network in Southeast Hyrule, and was renamed to "Paid Programming" to make sure people don't watch it.
Leo, June, Quincy, and Annie (the titular Einsteins) were thrown into the German Prison by the Baby Einstein crew after they successfully sued them.
As of 2018-present their show were replaced with big fat and ugly Bluey.
Countries it was banned in[]
- UnUnited Kingdom
- North Korea
- France
- Q island
- Number Island
- Sonic Islands
- Mushroom Kingdom
- Azarath
- Alphabeta
- China
- Sparta
- Tibecuador
- India
- West Hyrule
- Soviet Russia
- The Desert of Melting Clocks
- N. Sanity Island
- Zendaxia
- Mexico
- Yudonia
- UnPanem
- Cool Land
- Midlantic
- Gensokyo (the rest of Japan is OK with it)
- Bikini Bottom (Marshall Islands)
- Radistania
- Hell from doom
- Tokyo
- Hell
- and more
Trivia[]
- Shrek died after the crap explosion but was revived by the freaking Ugly Whorey Fairy Godmother and Shrek felt so much better, until 1 week ago, when Donkey accidentally kicked Shrek in the balls and Shrek shouted "Ouch You Jackass you busted my green grape colored ogre testicles now I’m afraid I won’t have more kids."
- Pocoyo loves this show.