- Mushroom - Accelerates your fart.
- 1-Up Mushroom - Increases your mar count by 1.
- Mega Mushroom - Makes you grow to mega size.
- Poison Mushroom - Accelerates your fart. (backwards)
- Mini Mushroom - Makes you small.
- Ghost Shroom - Makes you invisible.
- Crash Mushroom - Makes you get high and crash.
- Mexican Dwarf Mushroom - Makes you ridiculously tiny. Also you speak Spanish.
- Garlic - Accelerates your fart. (upwards)
- Chaos Emeralds - Use Chaos Control.
- Candy Wrapper - You Are Candy.
- Chuck Norris - Roundhouse Kick.
- Troll Face - PEE SEE.
- Laser-Armor - Dipsy!
- Bowser - OH, YOU GOT BURNED!
- Mexican Mario Clone - Locks onto target (one enemy) and throws over 9001 Mexican Marios (that each ate over 8999 tacos ten seconds ago) at an enemy with their chestpockets on the enemy face, five seconds later all of them would shoot fireballs.
- Mexican Wario Clone - Locks onto target (all enemies) and throws over 9001 Mexican Warios (that each ate over 8999 buritos ten seconds ago) at each enemy with their buttcheeks on the enemy face, five seconds later all of them would fart. This item was removed from the game because the item is so cruel, satan wouldn't dare use it... *shiver*.
|Brown Brick Blocks||Toad|
|Red Brick Blocks||Mario|
|Blue Brick Blocks||Mario|
|Yellow Brick Blocks||Mario|
|Pink Brick Blocks||Mario|
|Cyan Brick Blocks||Mario|
|Purple Brick Blocks||Mario|
|Orange Brick Blocks||Mario|
|Green Brick Blocks||Mario|
|White Brick Blocks||Yoshi|
|Gray Brick Blocks||Mario|
|Charcoal Brick Blocks||Wario|
|Black Brick Blocks||Caillou|
|Silver Brick Blocks||Gohan|
|Gold Brick Blocks||Goku|
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