This HAR is a list of Kaisers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people. Many of them were Nazis, though many were not.
Kaisers of Germany[]
| Kaiser | Term | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Darwin Watterson | 1000-1100 | Founded country. |
| Albert Einstein | 1100-1107 | Overthrew Watterson in non-violent coup. |
| Goku | 1107-1146 | Declared himself ruler when Einstein decided science was better than politics. |
| Darth Vader | 1146-1202 | Came back to claim what was rightly his. Scared Goku off with the Death Star. |
| Bob the Builder | 1202-1229 | Darth Vader got bored with Germany, so Bob gained Everybody's trust. |
| Gandalf | 1229-1286 | Cast Bob away after Bob caused chaos. |
| Nobody | 1286-1348 | Gandalf vanished one morning. Germany was thrown into anarchy. |
| Coffee | 1348-1351 | A bunch of Coffee Worshipers took over and Promoted Coffee to Kaiser status. |
| Gumball Watterson | 1351-1551 | Decided the nonsense must end and took over his brother's work. Led the only peaceful era of Germany. |
| Touka Ryuumonbuchi | 1551-1553 | Gumball chose to go to Bikini Bottom under "mysterious circumstances" and the vice-Kaiser, Touka, took over. |
| Tom | 1553-1554 | Nobody dared challenge his rule after Touka died. |
| Bowser | 1554-1643 | Occupied Germany to help him in the Hyrulian Civil War. Spread the Nazi party to Germany. |
| Angry Sun | 1643-1702 | Was Bowser's vice-Kaiser, took power after Bowser didn't need Germany. |
| Baby Sun | 1702-1777 | Eventually convinced her father to give her power. |
| Starless | 1777-1779 | Overthrew Baby Sun and threw Germany into darkness. |
| Ludwig van Beethoven | 1779-1802 | Used his powerful music to save Germany from Starless. |
| Vendetta Williams | 1802-1812 | Killed Beethoven and took over. |
| Adolf Hitler | 1812-1942 | Inherited throne from Williams. Started the War of 1812 and World War II. |
| Hitler's Clone | 1942-1945 | Created to be Kaiser after it was too dangerous for real Hitler. |
| Gary the Snail | 1945-2013 | Voted into office after the war ended. |
| Benson | 2013-2086 | Shot Gary in a period of insanity. Declared himself new Kaiser |
| Weeping Angels | 2086-2445 | Took over by sending Everybody back in time. |
| Dexter Grif | 2445-2540 | Accidentally dropped a bomb on Germany, wiping out the angels. Decided he could declare himself Kaiser so he wouldn't have to work. |
| Master Chief | 2540-2549 | Saved Germany from anarchy caused by Grif. |
| Counsel of Bronies | 2549-2642 | After Master Chief left to fight, the Bronies took power. |
| Satan | 2642-2959 | Realizing how much demon-spawn had gathered in Germany, Satan took over. |
| Fatman | 2959-2993 | Liberated Germany from a literal Hell. |
| Darth Vader | 2993-3178 | Given the throne as rightful ruler after Fatman had fixed everything. |
| Marguerite Williams | 3178-4000 | Vader was summoned by Freak with the Hood, so the last living relative of Vendetta Williams took the throne. Almost destroyed Germany in World War III. |
| Kaiser Wilhstar IV | 4000-4001 | After WWIII, Wilhstar IV took over Germany, intending to expand Nazi rule into space. He failed, and was killed by Kayloo. |
| Kayloo | 4001-4444 | Turned Germany into Chuck E. Cheese's. Was banished to Hyrule in 4444. |
| Happycat | 4444-4530 | Took over Germany in 4444. Ruled it until Kijobal took his side. |
| Kijobal | 4530-The end and beyond... | Destroyed Happycat and killed him. |
See also[]
- List of Soviet Russian General Secretaries