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This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people.
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This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people. Many of them were [[Nazis]], though many were not.
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==1100-1550==
  
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Corkscrew Hitler - 1100 to 1112
  
   
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==Fuhrers of Germany==
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Harry Flynn - 1112 to 1122
  
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{| class="wikitable" width="600"
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! Fuhrer !! Term !! Notes
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Rick Mythiasan - 1122 to 1145
  
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|[[Darwin Watterson]]
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Crocodile - 1145 to 1167
  
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|1000-1100
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|Founded country.
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Chris Alice Hollyruller - 1167 to 1182
  
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|[[Albert Einstein]]
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Dave Mustain - 1182 to 1202
  
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|1100-1107
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|Overthrew Watterson in non-violent coup.
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[[Bob The Builder]] - 1202 to 1229
  
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|[[Goku]]
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Al Cisneros - 1229 to 1252
  
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|1107-1146
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|Declared himself ruler when Einstein decided science was better than politics.
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Kakashi Hatake - 1252 to 1272
  
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|[[Darth Vader]]
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Charles Halloway - 1272 to 1377
  
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|1146-1202
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|Came back to claim what was rightly his. Scared Goku off with the [[Death Star]].
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That Spider in the Shower (Arachnus von Bonbon) - 1377 to 1551
  
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|[[Bob the Builder]]
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[[Toka Ryuumonbuchi]] - 1551 to 1553 (died early)
  
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|1202-1229
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|Darth Vader got bored with Germany, so Bob gained [[Everybody]]'s trust.
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==1553-1809==
  
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|[[Gandalf]]
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Rip Torn - 1553 to 1572
  
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|1229-1286
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|Cast Bob away after Bob caused chaos.
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John Petrucci - 1572 to 1599
  
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|[[Nobody]]
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Hairless - 1599 to 1617
  
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|1286-1348
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|Gandalf vanished one morning. Germany was thrown into anarchy.
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Ren Hoek - 1617 to 1627
 
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|[[Coffee]]
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The Great Mighty Poo - 1627 to 1643
  
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|1348-1351
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|A bunch of [[Coffee Worship]]ers took over and [[Promoted]] Coffee to Fuhrer status.
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The Angry Sun - 1643 to 1702
  
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|[[Gumball Watterson]]
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Randy Rhoads - 1702 to 1729
  
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|1351-1551
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|Decided the nonsense must end and took over his brother's work. Led the only peaceful era of Germany.
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Sam Youston - 1729 to 1759
  
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|[[Touka Ryuumonbuchi]]
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Ben Hoek - 1759 to 1772
  
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|1551-1553
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|Gumball chose to go to [[Bikini Bottom]] under "mysterious circumstances" and the vice-Fuhrer, Touka, took over.
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J Spoder 1 - 1772 to 1774
  
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|[[Tom]]
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J Spoder 2 - 1774 to 1777
  
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|1553-1554
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|Nobody dared challenge his rule after Touka died.
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Starless - 1777 to 1779
  
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|[[Bowser]]
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Gourmet Food - 1779 to 1781
  
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|1554-1643
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|Occupied Germany to help him in the [[Hyrulian Civil War]]. Spread the Nazi party to Germany.
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FREEEE FOOOOD - 1781 to 1790
  
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|[[Angry Sun]]
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The 9 Kings - 1790 to 1802 (these guys were elected all the same because they all tied in the voting. When one died, they all resigned from being Fuhrers.)
  
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|1643-1702
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==1812 and beyond==
  
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|Was Bowser's vice-Fuhrer, took power after Bowser didn't need Germany.
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[[Vendetta Williams]] - 1802 to 1812
  
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|[[Baby Sun]]
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|1702-1777
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[[Adolf Hitler]] - 1812 to 1942
  
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|Eventually convinced her father to give her power.
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[[Hitler's clone]] - 1942 to 1945 (buried with the entire bunker)
  
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|[[Starless]]
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|1777-1779
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[[Gary The Snail]] - 1945 to present
  
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|Overthrew Baby Sun and threw Germany into darkness.
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|[[Ludwig van Beethoven]]
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|1779-1802
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|Used his powerful music to save Germany from Starless.
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|[[Vendetta Williams]]
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|1802-1812
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|Killed Beethoven and took over.
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|[[Adolf Hitler]]
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|1812-1942
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|Inherited throne from Williams. Started the [[War of 1812]] and [[World War II]].
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|[[Hitler's Clone]]
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|1942-1945
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|Created to be Fuhrer after it was too dangerous for real Hitler.
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|[[Gary the Snail]]
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|1945-2013
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|Voted into office after the war ended.
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|[[Benson]]
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|2013-2086
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|Shot Gary in a period of insanity. Declared himself new Fuhrer
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|[[Weeping Angel]]s
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|2086-2445
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|Took over by sending [[Everybody]] back in time.
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|[[Dexter Grif]]
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|2445-2540
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|Accidentally dropped a bomb on Germany, wiping out the angels. Decided he could declare himself Fuhrer so he wouldn't have to work.
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|[[Master Chief]]
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|2540-2549
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|Saved Germany from anarchy caused by Grif.
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|Counsel of [[Bronies]]
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|2549-2642
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|After Master Chief left to fight, the Bronies took power.
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|[[Satan]]
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|2642-2959
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|Realizing how much demon-spawn had gathered in Germany, Satan took over.
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|[[Captain 0]]
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|2959-2993
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|Liberated Germany from a literal [[Hell]].
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|[[Darth Vader]]
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|2993-3178
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|Given the throne as rightful ruler after Captain 0 had fixed everything.
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|[[Marguerite Williams]]
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|3178-4000
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|Vader was summoned by [[Freak with the Hood]], so the last living relative of Vendetta Williams took the throne. Almost destroyed Germany in [[World War III]].
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|[[Kaiser Wilhstar IV]]
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|4000-4001
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|After WWIII, Wilhstar IV took over Germany, intending to expand Nazi rule into space. He failed, and was killed by [[Kayloo]].
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|[[Kayloo]]
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|4001-4444
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|Turned Germany into Chuck E. Cheese's. Was banished to [[Hyrule]] in 4444.
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|[[Happycat]]
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|4444-[[The end and beyond...]]
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|Took over Germany in 4444. Ruled it until [[The end and beyond...]]
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|}
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==See also==
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*[[List of Soviet Russian General Secretaries]]
 
[[Category:Organizations]]
  
[[Category:Organizations]]
 
[[Category:Nazis]]
  
[[Category:Nazis]]

Latest revision as of 11:51, 6 November 2023

This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people. Many of them were Nazis, though many were not.

Fuhrers of Germany

Fuhrer Term Notes
Darwin Watterson 1000-1100 Founded country.
Albert Einstein 1100-1107 Overthrew Watterson in non-violent coup.
Goku 1107-1146 Declared himself ruler when Einstein decided science was better than politics.
Darth Vader 1146-1202 Came back to claim what was rightly his. Scared Goku off with the Death Star.
Bob the Builder 1202-1229 Darth Vader got bored with Germany, so Bob gained Everybody's trust.
Gandalf 1229-1286 Cast Bob away after Bob caused chaos.
Nobody 1286-1348 Gandalf vanished one morning. Germany was thrown into anarchy.
Coffee 1348-1351 A bunch of Coffee Worshipers took over and Promoted Coffee to Fuhrer status.
Gumball Watterson 1351-1551 Decided the nonsense must end and took over his brother's work. Led the only peaceful era of Germany.
Touka Ryuumonbuchi 1551-1553 Gumball chose to go to Bikini Bottom under "mysterious circumstances" and the vice-Fuhrer, Touka, took over.
Tom 1553-1554 Nobody dared challenge his rule after Touka died.
Bowser 1554-1643 Occupied Germany to help him in the Hyrulian Civil War. Spread the Nazi party to Germany.
Angry Sun 1643-1702 Was Bowser's vice-Fuhrer, took power after Bowser didn't need Germany.
Baby Sun 1702-1777 Eventually convinced her father to give her power.
Starless 1777-1779 Overthrew Baby Sun and threw Germany into darkness.
Ludwig van Beethoven 1779-1802 Used his powerful music to save Germany from Starless.
Vendetta Williams 1802-1812 Killed Beethoven and took over.
Adolf Hitler 1812-1942 Inherited throne from Williams. Started the War of 1812 and World War II.
Hitler's Clone 1942-1945 Created to be Fuhrer after it was too dangerous for real Hitler.
Gary the Snail 1945-2013 Voted into office after the war ended.
Benson 2013-2086 Shot Gary in a period of insanity. Declared himself new Fuhrer
Weeping Angels 2086-2445 Took over by sending Everybody back in time.
Dexter Grif 2445-2540 Accidentally dropped a bomb on Germany, wiping out the angels. Decided he could declare himself Fuhrer so he wouldn't have to work.
Master Chief 2540-2549 Saved Germany from anarchy caused by Grif.
Counsel of Bronies 2549-2642 After Master Chief left to fight, the Bronies took power.
Satan 2642-2959 Realizing how much demon-spawn had gathered in Germany, Satan took over.
Captain 0 2959-2993 Liberated Germany from a literal Hell.
Darth Vader 2993-3178 Given the throne as rightful ruler after Captain 0 had fixed everything.
Marguerite Williams 3178-4000 Vader was summoned by Freak with the Hood, so the last living relative of Vendetta Williams took the throne. Almost destroyed Germany in World War III.
Kaiser Wilhstar IV 4000-4001 After WWIII, Wilhstar IV took over Germany, intending to expand Nazi rule into space. He failed, and was killed by Kayloo.
Kayloo 4001-4444 Turned Germany into Chuck E. Cheese's. Was banished to Hyrule in 4444.
Happycat 4444-The end and beyond... Took over Germany in 4444. Ruled it until The end and beyond...

See also

  • List of Soviet Russian General Secretaries
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