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This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people.
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This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people. Many of them were [[Nazi]]s, though many were not.
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Corkscrew Hitler - 1100 to 1111
  
   
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==Fuhrers of Germany==
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Harry Flynn - 1112 to 1122
  
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{| class="wikitable" width="600"
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! Fuhrer !! Term !! Notes
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Rick Mythiasan - 1123 to 1145
  
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|[[Darwin Watterson]]
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Crocodile - 1146 to 1167
  
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|1000-1100
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|Founded country.
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Chris Alice Hollyruller - 1168 to 1182
  
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|[[Albert Einstein]]
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Dave Mustain - 1183 to 1202
  
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|1100-1107
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|Overthrew Watterson in non-violent coup.
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[[Bob The Builder]] - 1202 to 1229
  
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|[[Goku]]
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Al Cisneros - 1230 to 1252
  
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|1107-1146
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|Declared himself ruler when Einstein decided science was better than politics.
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Kakashi Hatake - 1253 to 1272
  
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|[[Darth Vader]]
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Charles Halloway - 1273 to 1377
  
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|1146-1202
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|Came back to claim what was rightly his. Scared Goku off with the [[Death Star]].
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That Spider in the Shower - 1378 to 1550 (since he was not a human, his life was longer)
  
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|[[Bob the Builder]]
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[[Toka Ryuumonbuchi]] - 1551 to 1553 (died early)
  
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|1202-1229
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|Darth Vader got bored with Germany, so Bob gained [[Everybody]]'s trust.
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Rip Torn - 1554 to 1572
  
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|[[Gandalf]]
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John Petrucci - 1573 to 1599
  
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|1229-1286
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|Cast Bob away after Bob caused chaos.
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Hairless - 1600 to 1617
  
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|[[Nobody]]
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Ren Hoek - 1618 to 1627 (even though he was not a human, died early because ate too much cheese)
  
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|1286-1348
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|Gandalf vanished one morning. Germany was thrown into anarchy.
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The Great Mighty Poo - 1628 to 1643
  
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|[[Coffee]]
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The Angry Sun - 1644 to 1702
  
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|1348-1351
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|A bunch of [[Coffee Worship]]ers took over and [[Promoted]] Coffee to Fuhrer status.
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Randy Rhoads - 1703 to 1729
  
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|[[Gumball Watterson]]
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Sam Youston - 1730 to 1759
  
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|1351-1551
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|Decided the nonsense must end and took over his brother's work. Led the only peaceful era of Germany.
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Ben Hoek - 1760 to 1772
  
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|[[Toka Ryuumonbuchi]]
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J Spoder 1 - 1773 to 1774
  
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|1551-1553
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|Gumball chose to go to [[Bikini Bottom]] under "mysterious circumstances" and the vice-Fuhrer, Toka, took over.
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J Spoder 2 - 1774 to 1777
  
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|[[Tom]]
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Starless - 1778 to 1779
  
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|1553-1554
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|Nobody dared challenge his rule after Toka died.
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Gourmet Food - 1780 to 1781
  
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|[[Bowser]]
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FREEEE FOOOOD - 1782 to 1790
  
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|1554-1643
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|Occupied Germany to help him in the [[Hyrulian Civil War]]. Spread the Nazi party to Germany.
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The 9 Kings - 1790 to 1809 (these guys were elected all the same because they all tied in the voting. When one died, they all resigned from being Fuhrers.)
  
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|[[Angry Sun]]
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[[Vendetta Williams]] - 1810 to 1810 (assassinated)
  
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|1643-1702
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|Was Bowser's vice-Fuhrer, took power after Bowser didn't need Germany.
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[[Adolf Hitler]] - 1811 to 1942 (even though he was human, lived long because of the "even though he was human, lived long" potion.)
  
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|[[Baby Sun]]
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[[Hitler's clone]] - 1942 to 1945 (buried with the entire bunker)
  
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|1702-1777
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|Eventually convinced her father to give her power.
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Bowser - ???????? to Infinity (he will be a nazi. FOREVER!!!!!
  
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|[[Starless]]
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Gary The Snail - 1942 to present
  
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|1777-1779
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|Overthrew Baby Sun and threw Germany into darkness.
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|[[Ludwig van Beethoven]]
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|1779-1802
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|Used his powerful music to save Germany from Starless.
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|[[Vendetta Williams]]
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|1802-1812
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|Killed Beethoven and took over.
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|[[Adolf Hitler]]
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|1812-1942
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|Inherited throne from Williams. Started the [[War of 1812]] and [[World War II]].
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|[[Hitler's Clone]]
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|1942-1945
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|Created to be Fuhrer after it was too dangerous for real Hitler.
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|[[Gary the Snail]]
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|1945-2013
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|Voted into office after the war ended.
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|[[Benson]]
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|2013-2086
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|Shot Gary in a period of insanity. Declared himself new Fuhrer
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|[[Weeping Angel]]s
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|2086-2445
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|Took over by sending [[Everybody]] back in time.
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|[[Dexter Grif]]
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|2445-2540
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|Accidentally dropped a bomb on Germany, wiping out the angels. Decided he could declare himself Fuhrer so he wouldn't have to work.
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|[[Master Chief]]
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|2540-2549
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|Saved Germany from anarchy caused by Grif.
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|Counsel of [[Bronies]]
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|2549-2642
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|After Master Chief left to fight, the Bronies took power.
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|[[Satan]]
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|2642-2959
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|Realizing how much demon-spawn had gathered in Germany, Satan took over.
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|[[Captain 0]]
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|2959-2993
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|Liberated Germany from a literal [[Hell]].
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|[[Darth Vader]]
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|2993-3178
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|Given the throne as rightful ruler after Captain 0 had fixed everything.
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|[[Marguerite Williams]]
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|3178-4000
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|Vader was summoned by [[Freak with the Hood]], so the last living relative of Vendetta Williams took the throne. Almost destroyed Germany in [[World War III]].
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|[[Ped Xing]]
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|4000-4001
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|After WWIII, Dr. Xing took over Germany, intending to expand his chain of acupuncture clinics. He failed, and was killed by [[Kaylo]].
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|[[Kaylo]]
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|4001-4444
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|Turned Germany into Chuck E. Cheese's. Was banished to [[Hyrule]] in 4444.
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|[[Happycat]]
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|4444-[[The end and beyond...]]
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|Took over Germany in 4444. Ruled it until [[The end and beyond...]]
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[[Category:Nazis]]
  
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Revision as of 03:04, 2 July 2018

This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people. Many of them were Nazis, though many were not.

Fuhrers of Germany

Fuhrer Term Notes
Darwin Watterson 1000-1100 Founded country.
Albert Einstein 1100-1107 Overthrew Watterson in non-violent coup.
Goku 1107-1146 Declared himself ruler when Einstein decided science was better than politics.
Darth Vader 1146-1202 Came back to claim what was rightly his. Scared Goku off with the Death Star.
Bob the Builder 1202-1229 Darth Vader got bored with Germany, so Bob gained Everybody's trust.
Gandalf 1229-1286 Cast Bob away after Bob caused chaos.
Nobody 1286-1348 Gandalf vanished one morning. Germany was thrown into anarchy.
Coffee 1348-1351 A bunch of Coffee Worshipers took over and Promoted Coffee to Fuhrer status.
Gumball Watterson 1351-1551 Decided the nonsense must end and took over his brother's work. Led the only peaceful era of Germany.
Toka Ryuumonbuchi 1551-1553 Gumball chose to go to Bikini Bottom under "mysterious circumstances" and the vice-Fuhrer, Toka, took over.
Tom 1553-1554 Nobody dared challenge his rule after Toka died.
Bowser 1554-1643 Occupied Germany to help him in the Hyrulian Civil War. Spread the Nazi party to Germany.
Angry Sun 1643-1702 Was Bowser's vice-Fuhrer, took power after Bowser didn't need Germany.
Baby Sun 1702-1777 Eventually convinced her father to give her power.
Starless 1777-1779 Overthrew Baby Sun and threw Germany into darkness.
Ludwig van Beethoven 1779-1802 Used his powerful music to save Germany from Starless.
Vendetta Williams 1802-1812 Killed Beethoven and took over.
Adolf Hitler 1812-1942 Inherited throne from Williams. Started the War of 1812 and World War II.
Hitler's Clone 1942-1945 Created to be Fuhrer after it was too dangerous for real Hitler.
Gary the Snail 1945-2013 Voted into office after the war ended.
Benson 2013-2086 Shot Gary in a period of insanity. Declared himself new Fuhrer
Weeping Angels 2086-2445 Took over by sending Everybody back in time.
Dexter Grif 2445-2540 Accidentally dropped a bomb on Germany, wiping out the angels. Decided he could declare himself Fuhrer so he wouldn't have to work.
Master Chief 2540-2549 Saved Germany from anarchy caused by Grif.
Counsel of Bronies 2549-2642 After Master Chief left to fight, the Bronies took power.
Satan 2642-2959 Realizing how much demon-spawn had gathered in Germany, Satan took over.
Captain 0 2959-2993 Liberated Germany from a literal Hell.
Darth Vader 2993-3178 Given the throne as rightful ruler after Captain 0 had fixed everything.
Marguerite Williams 3178-4000 Vader was summoned by Freak with the Hood, so the last living relative of Vendetta Williams took the throne. Almost destroyed Germany in World War III.
Ped Xing 4000-4001 After WWIII, Dr. Xing took over Germany, intending to expand his chain of acupuncture clinics. He failed, and was killed by Kaylo.
Kaylo 4001-4444 Turned Germany into Chuck E. Cheese's. Was banished to Hyrule in 4444.
Happycat 4444-The end and beyond... Took over Germany in 4444. Ruled it until The end and beyond...
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