Changes: List of German Fuhrers

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This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people. Many of them were Nazis, though many were not.

Fuhrers of Germany

Fuhrer	Term	Notes
Darwin Watterson	1000-1100	Founded country.
Albert Einstein	1100-1107	Overthrew Watterson in non-violent coup.
Goku	1107-1146	Declared himself ruler when Einstein decided science was better than politics.
Darth Vader	1146-1202	Came back to claim what was rightly his. Scared Goku off with the Death Star.
Bob the Builder	1202-1229	Darth Vader got bored with Germany, so Bob gained Everybody's trust.
Gandalf	1229-1286	Cast Bob away after Bob caused chaos.
Nobody	1286-1348	Gandalf vanished one morning. Germany was thrown into anarchy.
Coffee	1348-1351	A bunch of Coffee Worshipers took over and Promoted Coffee to Fuhrer status.
Gumball Watterson	1351-1551	Decided the nonsense must end and took over his brother's work. Led the only peaceful era of Germany.
Toka Ryuumonbuchi	1551-1553	Gumball chose to go to Bikini Bottom under "mysterious circumstances" and the vice-Fuhrer, Toka, took over.
Tom	1553-1554	Nobody dared challenge his rule after Toka died.
Bowser	1554-1643	Occupied Germany to help him in the Hyrulian Civil War. Spread the Nazi party to Germany.
Angry Sun	1643-1702	Was Bowser's vice-Fuhrer, took power after Bowser didn't need Germany.
Baby Sun	1702-1777	Eventually convinced her father to give her power.
Starless	1777-1779	Overthrew Baby Sun and threw Germany into darkness.
Ludwig van Beethoven	1779-1802	Used his powerful music to save Germany from Starless.
Vendetta Williams	1802-1812	Killed Beethoven and took over.
Adolf Hitler	1812-1942	Inherited throne from Williams. Started the War of 1812 and World War II.
Hitler's Clone	1942-1945	Created to be Fuhrer after it was too dangerous for real Hitler.
Gary the Snail	1945-2013	Voted into office after the war ended.
Benson	2013-2086	Shot Gary in a period of insanity. Declared himself new Fuhrer
Weeping Angels	2086-2445	Took over by sending Everybody back in time.
Dexter Grif	2445-2540	Accidentally dropped a bomb on Germany, wiping out the angels. Decided he could declare himself Fuhrer so he wouldn't have to work.
Master Chief	2540-2549	Saved Germany from anarchy caused by Grif.
Counsel of Bronies	2549-2642	After Master Chief left to fight, the Bronies took power.
Satan	2642-2959	Realizing how much demon-spawn had gathered in Germany, Satan took over.
Captain 0	2959-2993	Liberated Germany from a literal Hell.
Darth Vader	2993-3178	Given the throne as rightful ruler after Captain 0 had fixed everything.
Marguerite Williams	3178-4000	Vader was summoned by Freak with the Hood, so the last living relative of Vendetta Williams took the throne. Almost destroyed Germany in World War III.
Ped Xing	4000-4001	After WWIII, Dr. Xing took over Germany, intending to expand his chain of acupuncture clinics. He failed, and was killed by Kaylo.
Kaylo	4001-4444	Turned Germany into Chuck E. Cheese's. Was banished to Hyrule in 4444.
Happycat	4444-The end and beyond...	Took over Germany in 4444. Ruled it until The end and beyond...

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-This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people. Many of them were [[Nazi]]s, though many were not.
+This HAR is a list of Fuhrers, those German military dudes who kill lotsa other people. Many of them were [[Nazis]], though many were not.
 ==Fuhrers of Germany==
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 |Took over Germany in 4444. Ruled it until [[The end and beyond...]]
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+==See also==
+*[[List of Soviet Russian General Secretaries]]
 [[Category:Organizations]]
 [[Category:Nazis]]