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The following is a list of characters in the shame Super Mario: Teletubbies! 3.

Playable Characters[]

Character Jumps Attacks Action A (in Air) Action B Special Power (C) Action L Action R Damaged Form Z (Smash) Run Speed Sprint Time (Seconds) Jump Height Unlocking Criteria
Mario 2 2 Wall Jump None Groundsmash None Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.4 1.5 2.1 Already Unlocked
Luigi 2 2 Scuttle None Groundsmash None Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.6 1.5 2.35 Already Unlocked
Peach 2 2 Peach Float None Stomp None Sprint Hatless Stomp 1.3 .75 1.98 Already Unlocked
Daisy 2 2 Daisy Float None Stomp None Sprint Hatless Stomp 1.4 .75 1.98 Already Unlocked
Wario 2 1 None None Wario Waft Fat Shield Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.35 1.65 2.3 Already Unlocked
Waluigi 2 2 None None Mudokon Dunk Get Thin Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 2.18 1.75 2.82 Already Unlocked
Toad 2 2 None None Speed Sprint None Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.8 2.25 1.2 Already Unlocked
Toadette 2 2 None None Speed Sprint None Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.8 2.25 1.2 Already Unlocked
Toadsworth 2 2 None None Speed Sprint None Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.8 2.25 1.2 Already Unlocked
Rosalina 2 2 None None None None None Hatless None 1.2 .5 1.8 Already Unlocked
Girly Mario 2 2 Onpu Jump None Onpu Segawa Missle Run Up Walls Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 3.5 0 3.55 Already Unlocked
Girly Luigi 2 2 Onpu Jump None Onpu Segawa Missle Run Up Walls Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 3.5 0 3.55 Already Unlocked
Girly Wario 2 2 Onpu Jump None Onpu Segawa Missle Run Up Walls Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 3.5 0 3.55 Already Unlocked
Girly Waluigi 2 2 Onpu Jump None Onpu Segawa Missle Run Up Walls Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 3.5 0 3.55 Already Unlocked
Captain Toad 2 2 None None Speed Sprint None Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.5 .5 0 Already Unlocked
Sonk 1 2 Homing Attack None Link Burn None Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.5 1.5 2.22 Already Unlocked
Brawlio 2 3 Wall Jump None Fire Glide None Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.5 1.5 2.22 Defeat Him
Brawligi 2 3 Salo Glide None Fire Glide None Sprint Hatless Ground Pound 1.34 1.5 2.35 Defeat Him
Lonk 2 1 None None Back Pockets Jump Shield Sprint Hatless Down Thrust 1.33 1.7 2.2 Defeat Him
Shigeru Miyamoto 1 2 Fly None Touch Kirby to make him yellow Shield Sprint Yellow Kirby Down Thrust 1.3 1.7 .2 Defeat Him
Link 2 1 None None Attack Shield Sprint Hatless Down Thrust 1.6 1.7 2.2 Defeat Him
Malleo 2 1 None None Fire Flower Shield Sprint Hatless Down Thrust 1.28 .5 1.13 Defeat Him
Weegee 2 1 None None Stare Shield Sprint Hatless Down Thrust 1.22 .5 1.16 Defeat Him
Ultimate Malleo 2 1 None None Unzip Overalls Shield Sprint Cartoonish Down Thrust 7 0 7 Defeat Him
Ultimate Weegee 2 1 None None Unzip Overalls Shield Sprint Cartoonish Down Thrust 7 0 7 Defeat Him
Kirby 1 2 Fly None Inhale None Sprint Blue Kirby None 1.4 1.5 2.22 Already Unlocked
Insane Guy 2 1 Shell Jump None Spin None Sprint Beach Koopa Ground Pound 1.527 1.5 2.65 Defeat Him
Alice 2 2 None None Urinate None Face falls to the ground Needs to pee more Ground Pound .5 100 0 Alice
Samm 2 2 None None Urinate None Face falls to the ground Needs to pee more Ground Pound .5 100 0 Samm
SMT1 Mario 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) None Groundsmash None None Small Ground Pound 1.5 1.5 2.22 Commit Suicide as your Genesis
Sega Genesis 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) None Groundsmash None Sprint Sega CD Addonless Ground Pound 1.5 1.5 2.22 Commit Suicide as SMT1 Mario
Rayman 1 4 Fly (Hold) Charge Fist (Hold) Energy Ball Blast (Rayman 2) None Sprint Fistless Groundsmash 1.4 1.6 2.22 Already Unlocked
Globox 1 4 Fly (Hold) Charge Fist (Hold) Fish Eat (Rayman 2) None Sprint Fistless Groundsmash 1.1 1.8 2.2 Already Unlocked
Tinky Winky 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
Dipsy 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
Laa-Laa 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Her
Po 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Her
Tinky Winkytwo 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
123ISUCK123 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
L023R 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
Xx5T00P1DxX 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
UUUUUUUGLY 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
F@T50*** 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
FLUFFY 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
0__O 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
T_T 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
3 (That's a butt, not a "three") 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
P00PF@C3 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
P33P33 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
CH3353B@11 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
Lame-0 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
Lame-1 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
BUTTH3@D 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
>__< 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
....... 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
S4XEE 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
A55H0L3 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
P!NGA5 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
fail-0 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
fail-1 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
fail-2 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
fail-3 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
JUNK 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
CRAP 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
CRAPPY JUNK 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
JUNKY CRAP 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
TUBBYWUBBY 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him
IAmSoDisappointingOnSoManyLevels 13 5 Suicide (After 13th Jump) Urinate Groundsmash None Sprint Drunk None 2.5 1.5 2.5 Defeat Him

Enemies[]

Enemy Health
Crabletubby 2
Turdle 2
Pincer 2

Main Sonic Characters[]

Sonic Worldlander Max Speed Jump Strength
Sonic 6 1.7
Tails 4.5 1.65
Knuckles 4 1.6
Amy Rose 5 1.75

Sonic Wordlanders[]

Starter[]

Sonic Worldlander Max Speed Jump Strength
Sonic 6 1.7
Tails 4.5 1.65
Knuckles 4 1.6
Amy Rose 5 1.75
Shadow the Hedgehog 5.5 1.7
Rouge 4.5 90
Cream 4 1.6
Blaze 5.5 90
Silver 4.5 90
Omega 2.5 2
Espio 5 1.7
Charmy 4.5 1.7
Vector 3 1.7
Big 2 1.2

Unlockable[]

Sonic Worldlander Max Speed Jump Strength
Mighty 90 90
Ray 90 90
Chaos 90 90
Fang 90 90
Bean 90 90
Bark 90 90
Jet 90 90
Wave 90 90
Storm 90 90
Tiara 90 90
Mephiles 90 90
Metal Sonic 90 90
Tails Doll 90 90
Metal Knuckles 90 90
Tikal 90 90

NPC's[]

Sonic Worldlander Max Speed Jump Strength
Eggman 90 90
Orbot 90 90
Cubot 90 90
Vanilla 90 90

Bosses[]

Main Bosses[]

Boss Health World
2-Headed Dragon 200 Ellie's Dream
Adeleine 200 Dream Land
Tom 90 Tom and Jerry's House
I.B. Red Guy 90 Cow and Chicken's House (not in the Indian version)
Tom Again 90 Tom and Jerry's House (exclusive to the Indian version)
the Daisy of Doom 1100 Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer too
Happycat 3500 NEDM Land (not in the Turkish version)
Eggman 90 Sonic Worldland (exclusive to the Turkish version)
Caillou 3500 Caillou Land
Ronald McDonald 3500 McDonaldland
PO! 3500 Eh Oh land
  1. Caillou is the antagonist of the game.

Mini-bosseS[]

Boss Health Power Level
V of Doom 50 50
Squadala Man 60 46
Billy Mays 12 10
Grimace 80 50
Hamburglar 505 502

Bowsers[]

Boss Health Power Level
Bowser 1100 7000
Eviler Bowser 2300 8000
Super Eviler Bowser 3500 9000
Mecha-Bowser 1100 7000
Bowser Jr. 100 502
  1. Eviler Bowser can only be defeated by Caillou and Goku.
  2. Super Eviler Bowser can only be defeated by Goku.

Koopalings[]

Boss Health Power Level
Larry Koopa 58 28
Roy Koopa 58 35
Lemmy Koopa 58 10
Wendy O. Koopa 58 43
Iggy Koopa 58 64
Morton Koopa Jr. 58 100
Ludwig von Koopa 58 85

Dora's Minions[]

Boss Health Power Level
Lonk 58 100
Shigeru Miyamoto 58 649
Link 58 505
Malleo 58 7532
Weegee 58 7532
Ultimate Malleo 58 9001
Ultimate Weegee 58 9001

Teletubbies[]

Boss Health Power Level
Tinky Winky 58 9001
Dipsy 58 9001
Laa-Laa 58 9001
Po 58 9001

Crossovers[]

Marios[]

Boss Health Power Level
Classicestestest Mario 70 70
Classicestest Mario 70 70
Classicest Mario 70 70
Classicer Mario 70 70
Classic Mario 70 70
Modern Mario 70 70
Moderner Mario 70 70
Modernest Mario 70 70
Modernestest Mario 70 70
Modernestestest Mario 70 70

Luigis[]

Boss Health Power Level
Classicestestest Luigi 70 70
Classicestest Luigi 70 70
Classicest Luigi 70 70
Classicer Luigi 70 70
Classic Luigi 70 70
Modern Luigi 70 70
Moderner Luigi 70 70
Modernest Luigi 70 70
Modernestest Luigi 70 70
Modernestestest Luigi 70 70

Sonics[]

Boss Health Power Level
Classicestestest Sonic 90 90
Classicestest Sonic 90 90
Classicest Sonic 90 90
Classicer Sonic 90 90
Classic Sonic 90 90
Modern Sonic 90 90
Moderner Sonic 90 90
Modernest Sonic 90 90
Modernestest Sonic 90 90
Modernestestest Sonic 90 90

Tailses[]

Boss Health Power Level
Classicestestest Tails 90 90
Classicestest Tails 90 90
Classicest Tails 90 90
Classicer Tails 90 90
Classic Tails 90 90
Modern Tails 90 90
Moderner Tails 90 90
Modernest Tails 90 90
Modernestest Tails 90 90
Modernestestest Tails 90 90

Gokus[]

Boss Health Power Level
Kiddestest Goku 50 2
Kiddest Goku 50 2
Kidder Goku 50 2
Kid Goku 50 2
Teen Goku 75 10
Adult Goku 100 50
Adulter Goku 100 50
Adultest Goku 100 50
Adultestest Goku 100 50
Adultestestest Goku 100 50
Adultestestestest Goku 100 50
Adult Goku Kaioken 3500 251.5
Adult Goku Kaioken x2 3500 503
Adult Goku Kaioken x3 3500 754.5
Adult Goku Kaioken x4 3500 1006
Adult Goku Kaioken x35 3500 9001
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