Link

Link at his usual appearance

Gee, it sure is boring around here

— Link

Gee, it sure is boring around here Link

Link is a guy who lives in Hyrule Castle and defeats Ganon.

He is known as Mah Boi in Hyrule Castle and works as King's assistant. He is known for wearing green clothes and bombing dodongos. He tries to get Zelda to kiss him, but always FAILS.

Once Ganon wanted to hire Link to cook him some DINNER, but when Link brought light to Ganon's lair, he DIEd. Link respawned in Candy Mountain. What happened afterwards is quite unmentionable. he stared in the Zelda CD-I show.

This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help a purple guy throw a robot off the Grand Canyon by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not dense enough soon, it may get nuked.