Lindsey Stirling as a blue Link. Therefore, she should have her own article. Just make sure to keep her away from your pot, er, pots.
Lindsey Stirling is a country bluegrass musician from Iran (jk, she's an UnAmerican). She is best known for playing the violin, but she is also secretly a fairy who robs cargo ships in Somali territorial waters.
One time, she hijacked Tom Hanks's plane, but he persuaded her to leave with his likeability and charisma.
She won a Nobel Prize in Physics for figuring out how to make EDM with violins.