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Licorice is a candy that appears in many forms, eyeballs, sandviches, vines and more, they are said to be many different species, but only by dumb wierdos.

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A pile of toxins.

Licorice are actually filled with hydrogen cyanide, and only few survive consumption of them, there somewhere on the Top 10 Most Dangerous Foods. They also can taste very good, which is why people eat them, they are also Vermont's most advanced type of weaponry. These are confectionary caution causers that should be avoided by all means!

History[]

Licorice were made in The Green Mountain State some time in the 1900s, Vermont wanted to stop endless raids happening in the middle of the night, so they made Licorice, they named it after liquor, obviously. They made it colorful so the stupid soilders eat then and die, they added hydrogen cyanide they illegally stole from Vietnam, and mixed it with sugar, other toxic substances and corn syrup, it worked, until the birth of Black Licorice, which was very unappealing and just raised the raids.

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This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in fructose corn syrup. You can help a receptionist rebel against her boss by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not sweet enough soon, it may get removed.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in fructose corn syrup. You can help a receptionist rebel against her boss by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not sweet enough soon, it may get removed.

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