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" I know! I'll do my boomerang fish, I throw them and guts splatter on the floor! "
  —Lew Zealand
" But, Mr. The Frog, we all agreed, a celebrity, is not a people! "
  —Lew, showing that he hates everyone here
Lew Zealand
Lew Zealand blue.webp
His parents were killed by sea-life, and he was raised by it
Gender: Male
Hair color: Orange (Fur)
Eye color: Black
Age: 52
UnBirthday: 1/7/1969
Species: Muppet
Home: On his own boat
Death: Eaten by Baby Yoshi, later revived
Likes: Fish
Dislikes: Sharks
Known For: Throwing fish
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
UnRank: 56

Lew Zealand is a crazy weird bloke who pulls Fish out of Hammerspace and flings them everywhere. He is also an Elmo Gang recruit, flinging fish at people who don't join the gang. He has an infinite access to various species of freshwater and saltwater fish to chuck at poor souls.

Lew Zealand was born into a fishing family who lived at the very edge at Sesame Street. They caught fish, and really that's all they did. His mother was killed by a Cuttlefish with a tomahawk and his father was swallowed by a great white shark. So Lew Zealand was raised by a humphead wrasse and gained access to infinite fish.

When Elmo got struck by lightning (as seen in Grand Theft Sesame Street) Lew Zealand wanted to join him, wishing to learn how it's like to feel love, which he forgotten ever since his parents died. He was taught how to weaponize various fish. Lew Zealand is now a very dangerous soilder for Elmo's mad gang.

Unfortunately his fish also attract the occasional Baby Yoshi...

Fish he throws

  • Dace
  • Pike
  • Halibut
  • Minnows
  • Giant Trevally
  • Mahi-mahi
  • Giant Snakehead
  • Arapaima
  • Arowana
  • Ocean Sunfish
  • Literally every single fish species to ever exist


  • He is the only neutral Muppet that is in the Elmo Gang.