Lemmings are minions and creations of the evil Teletubbies. They are also known for stealing public domain music. The Lemmings are actually rather powerful, as they were made by the Teletubbies. They can shoot Energy Blasts, Blow Stuff Up, and they can control smells. They are not very smart, though, as if their leader makes a mistake, they can all end up getting harmed.
Creation[]
The Teletubbies created the Lemmings when the Teletubby Army was obviously not fit for battle. They were originally going to make 666 of them, but Giygas threatened to sue, so they made 667 instead.
History[]
A singular lemming.
Some Lemmings are good, because when the Teletubbies made them, they accidentally poured good essence into their system, thinking it was evil essence. The good Lemmings rebelled against the Teletubbies after they were given orders, so they were locked in a cell, but it was made of Styrofoam for some reason, so they all escaped. The other Lemmings now work for the Teletubbies.
They were doing their normal things one day but they discovered the Worms so they theamed up to make The Obscure Creatures Society.
Lean-Wario saw how good these guys worked for the Teletubbies and threw one of them into the Mean Lean Machine and made a Lean-Lemming. Unfortunately this subspecies proved so annoying that no others were made.
Oh brother, more of the same old "Ode to Joy."
Teletubbies