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*2474- The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
 
*2474- The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
 
*2477- The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
 
*2477- The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
*3675- The population decreased from 2,000,046 to 93 from Natzi Bombers
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*3675- The population decreased from 2,000,046 to 1,000,345 from Natzi Bombers
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*3992- [[Shizuka Marikawa]] falls on the ground and asplodes
*3992- Everybody asplodes for no reason in a matter of 23 years after the Bomb Attack
 
 
*4001- 2 old people still exist in The City
 
*4001- 2 old people still exist in The City
 
*4004- A bunch of waffles rain down from the sky and crushes the remaining people
 
*4004- A bunch of waffles rain down from the sky and crushes the remaining people

Revision as of 21:37, 27 December 2011

LegoCity9000

Told You Crime Occurs Everywhere

Lego City is a dangerous city where the sad lives of the Lego people live. The population is OVER 9000. In this city, crime occurs everywhere. The people who commit crime there state that its because of all the blue coins hidden everywhere. There is lots of pollution in Lego City, due to all the cleanup everywhere, trying to get all the blue coins out of there and make it a peaceful land. A shame about Grand Theft Auto took place in Lego City once due to all its crime. Also there are lots of giant monsters there that usually attack the city, and people always leave their cars wide open, so anybody can just walk along and steal it. Every week the city is always destroyed by giant menacing toddlers.

Events

A tonne of stuff happened in Lego City. Most of them are tragic and sad, and usually has something to do with crime. Down there is a list of sad, tragic events.

  • 1800-The City was discovered
  • 1806-Justin Bieber moved there and ruined everything
  • 1833-A plane crashed into a building
  • 1856-The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
  • 1879-All the homeless shelters burned down
  • 1899-Everybody died
  • 1904-The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
  • 1921-George W. Bush became president of the city
  • 1963-A bunch of stores where robbed and a daycare burned down
  • 1967-The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
  • 1999-A building asploded for no reason
  • 2008-The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
  • 2012-EXPLOSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 2094-Disestablished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 2099- Restasblished.
  • 2104- taco mc. edwardier shot 500 people with a 30 ft tall tank
  • 2120- The local fishkin smellyton blanket has been STOLEN
  • 2330- Half the town got bombed by Scooby Doo
  • 2335- Every person was forced to eat corny paper
  • 2401- Die guy sends down his menacing Salami Squad from SWAT helicopters and shoots 127 people
  • 2406- The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
  • 2464- A waffle got killed by cheese chubs
  • 2471- Taco Mc. Edwardier's Edwardo Nerds bombed The City
  • 2474- The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
  • 2477- The City was destroyed by giant menacing Toddlers
  • 3675- The population decreased from 2,000,046 to 1,000,345 from Natzi Bombers
  • 3992- Shizuka Marikawa falls on the ground and asplodes
  • 4001- 2 old people still exist in The City
  • 4004- A bunch of waffles rain down from the sky and crushes the remaining people
  • 4008- Lego City becomes abandoned and broken
  • 5602- The Woozingamabooberbingzians discover the Lego City's Remains
  • 54500000 AD- The planet becomes a barren wasteland
  • 54500033 AD- The planet becomes NATRUALLY broken
  • 12991688924 AD- All life on UnEarth becomes highly endangered and extinct due to the end of the evolutionary cycle
  • 762564356275676242746538658285623282638468264836536823645684823465824584347826 AD- The UNverse ends
  • 99873483654785637854678536454657362686783856823356375283523852357833786482 AD- Everything ends.
  • There are also a lot of places in this horrible place. In most of the places here, crime occurs everywhere and bad things happen. Down there is a list of places in Lego City.
  • Wacky Fun Lego Fair- An Old abandoned theme park that once asploded
  • The Lego Hoods- A bunch of feared neighborhoods where you can't leave the house without getting shot
  • Blue Coin Paradise- Where all the bad people live due to all the blue coins
  • Lego River- A stormy ocean infested with sharks so you can't escape Lego City
  • Main Street- The most dangerous road and most popular road in Lego City
  • Tourist Zone- An empty place with old rusty hotels

As you can see, Lego City is the worst place to live