Lego City

A Man Has Fallen into the river in Lego City. Start the new Rescue Helicopter!

—Lego City Advert from 2009, although it became a meme in 2020

HEY!

—Various Guys in Lego City

LegoCity9000 — Told You Crime Occurs Everywhere, as Shown Here!

Lego City is a dangerous city where the sad lives of the Lego people live, Some say some Robloxians live there as well. The population is OVER 9000. In this city, crime occurs everywhere. The people who commit crimes there state that its because of all the blue coins hidden everywhere. Lego City is the capital of Legoland.

There is lots of pollution in Lego City, due to all the cleanup everywhere, trying to get all the blue coins out of there and make it a peaceful land. A shame about Grand Theft Auto took place in Lego City once due to all its crime. Also there are lots of giant monsters there that usually attack the city, and people always leave their cars wide open, so anybody can just walk along and steal it. Every week the city is always destroyed by giant menacing toddlers, but we're going to omit these. It is not to be confused with Legoland.

Events[]

A tonne of stuff happened in Lego City. Most of them are tragic and sad, and usually has something to do with crime. Down there is a list of sad, tragic events.

1514 - Groudon burns Mewtwo after Mewtwo punches Groudon in the face
1800 - The city was discovered
1806 - Justin Bieber moved there and ruined everything
1833 - A plane crashed into a building
1856 - The entire city caught on fire for 10 minutes precisely.
1879 - All the homeless shelters burned down
1899 - Everybody died
1904 - The Eiffel Tower replica collapsed and crashed into several houses.
1921 - George W. Bush became president of the city
1963 - A bunch of stores where robbed and a daycare burned down
1967 - A freak lightning storm asplodes lotsa stuff.
1999 - A building asploded for no reason
2000 - A huge computer problem makes the city go haywire
2001 - The Alphablocks drop nukes on the city
2005 - HEY! became the main slogan for the city.
2008 - A tropical storm hits.
2009 - The man fell into the river
2011-Bob the Builder makes a tsunami that destroys 70% of the city
2012 - EXPLOSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2013 - Warden stonewall gets trapped in his toilet
2014 - Some dude named Emmet becomes some master builder idk. Also these weird combining creatures invaded it.
2017 - Some morons steal a golden fireman with a drone
2018 - Playmobil try to take over the city
2020 - A man has fallen into a water, and never got rescued.
2021 - Jethro hayes heads off into space
2022 - Redkitty rescues Lego City from the aforementioned weird combining creatures.
2030 - OVER 9000 planes crash into the city
2089 - A man has been spotted protesting in Lego city! start the new millitary tanks!
2094 - Disestablished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2099 - Restasblished.
2101 - a plane is hellojacked and lands in the river in Lego City, and an attack happens in the city
2104 - Taco Mc. Edwardier IIV shot 500 people with a 30 ft tall tank
2107 - a police helicopter crashed into a tower and killed everyone inside except You
2115 - the city goes haywire, the police go round the city with their sirens on and the EAS Alert System randomly goes off and many other things happen, because someone (You) hacked the computer system of the city to make it go crazy.
2120 - The local elephant seagull bagel has been STOLEN
2330 - Half the town got bombed by Scooby Doo
2335 - Every person was forced to eat corny paper
2401 - Die guy sends down his menacing Salami Squad from SWAT helicopters and shoots 127 people
2406 - a man has fallen in love in Lego City
2464 - A waffle got killed by cheese chubs
2471 - Taco Mc. Edwardier's Edwardo Nerds bombed the city.
2477 - a man has fallen over because he tripped over in Lego City.
2777 - The population decreased from 2,000,046 to 1,000,345 from Nazi bombers.
2778 - Shizuka Marikawa falls on the ground and asplodes.
3004 - 2 old people still exist in the city.
3044 - A bunch of waffles rain down from the sky and crushes the remaining people.
3045 - Lego City becomes abandoned and broken.
3233 - The Woozingamabooberbingzians discover the Lego City's remains.
1800 - A time paradox occurs.
1801 - NEDMgee takes over the remains of the city, turns it into NEDMgee City, and stares at all of the Woozingamabooberbingzians.
1805 - Dipsy sends his army to shoot Dinald Trimp, who was currently president.
1806 - Billy Mays assassinates 5 high-ranking "officials".
1944 - The city is attacked by aliens.
1968 - A bunch of people are kidnapped on a train heading to a random place in China.
1972 - A mutant clone of TuTiTu messes up the city.
1986 - Someone sneaks some Cbeebies organisms into the city, but was sent to the WaJail shortly afterwards.
1993 - A building bulges and distorts and blows up.
1998 - The city is rewound back in time 3 years.
1995 - The whole UnWorld turns into lego for 10 minutes.
2000 - Loads of bad things happen.
2001 - Something random happens.
2006 - Chuck Norris does a nuclear fart, which wipes out the whole city.
2007 - TiTuTi rebuilds the city after it was fart-nuked.
2011 - Bob the Builder eats Cbeebies organisms and makes a Poonami that destroys 867% of the city.
2016 - Some Aliens invade the city again.
2018 - A huge SpongeBob SquarePants mech attacks the city.
2019 - Nilered mixes some chemicals that destroys 93% of the city.
Date Unknown - A man falls into the river.
2022 - You enter the city but you get sent to a jail in Algeria because the city does not allow any non-Lego people inside.
===Present Day===

Some of The City's Places[]

Wacky Fun Lego Fair - An Old abandoned theme park that once asploded, but it was rebuilt a year later
The Lego Hoods - A bunch of feared neighborhoods where you can't leave the house without getting shot
Blue Coin Paradise - Where all the bad people live due to all the blue coins
Lego River - A stormy ocean infested with sharks so you can't escape Lego City
Main Street - The most dangerous road and most popular road in Lego City
The 20 prisons of the city - very hard to escape
The portal room - Secret room in the basement of a lighthouse in the city that allows You to get to anywhere and any dimensiom in Unexistence
Tourist Zone - An empty place with old rusty hotels
Space Airport - place to get out of the UnWorld from the city
Lego City-London Highway-Road that connects the city to London
The Lego Backrooms
And many many many more places

Trivia[]

As you can see, Lego City is the worst place to live, compared to Legoland.
Lego city has a strict no Non-Lego policy, which means any Non-lego things or people are not allowed in the city, or they will go to Jail.
Playmobil want to take over this city in the future.
Some guy who stores nukes in Gibraltar wants to nuke this place.

Trivia 2[]

Some people think Bricksburg and Lego City are 2 different cities, but they are in fact one city. Bricksburg is a part of Lego City, and it has been since it's establishment in 2014.
Lego City might not be around for much longer if Justin Beaver succeeds in building his superweapon to destroy Lego City. (See Big City for more info.)
Their neighboring city (Big City) is run by Justin.

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