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Lean-Chuck Norris is the lean version of Chuck Norris. He likes to kick ass and drink Lean...and he's all outta lean. He's practically the same as normal Chuck Norris except that he's a superfan of Lean.

Lean-Chuck Norris was created when Wario and Waluigi were blessed by the presence of Chuck Norris, who had heard about the Lean substance taking the UnWorld by storm. He, in his infinite wisdom and epicness, decided to try some lean from the brothers. He found it to be very good and thanked them for it. However, he later on saw Lean-Wario and wanted to end up like him, so he asked the two how Lean-Wario was brought into existence. Wario said that he was created after going into the Mean Lean Machine, so Chuck Norris found it and went inside. Out came Lean-Chuck Norris!

He knows where all Lean is at all times, and knew about the Lean in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. However he didn't take it because he knew Leantrap would come in existence.

Appearance[]

He looks like Norris Chuck, a purple-coloured version of Chuck Norris, except that he has epic sunglasses and a huge, smug grin.

Trivia[]

  • He will try his hardest to kill the Lean-Haters and protect the world from any production of Pilk, the combination of Pepsi and Milk.
  • He asked for some Lean from Lean-Wario, and GOT IT!!!
  • According to a dumb rumour by Crazy Frog, you can play as him in Obey Gummy Bear, Destroy Kummipea!. This is most likely false but nobody has verified it.
  • Death once had a Near-Lean Chuck Norris Experience
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