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The Defeatables

The Last Five of the Last Nine. The other 3 were so lame they died before the picture was taken.

The Last Nine are the last nine people to be ever be created, and make up the Lower Counsel of The Defeatables. They were made just before the destruction of the UnOmniverse. The last of them to be created is WaChuck Norris, the lamest, weakest, and most evil person ever: the exact opposite of Chuck Norris. The Last Nine include WaChuck Norris, Sob Baget, Mrs. T, Billy Mitchell, xraM, Cyber Bee, Spruce Knee, S-5001, and the Anything Team. These nine guys and the lamest and weakest of all of the Defeatables (except for S-5001 who beat S-10002.)

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help our captain keep this article awesome by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help our captain keep this article awesome by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it might get deleted.

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