Lasagna
Lasagna's father, Spaghetti, and it's mother, Cake.
Lasagna is a pasta that is super cool. It is the son of Spaghetti and Cake and it has lotsa noodles and lotsa sauce. It sometimes has sausage or veggies. It is very popular with ladies and cats, especially Garfield. If you eat too much, you will get sick. No one (except Chuck Norris, but he won't tell) knows, why rabbits don't even like lasagna. It was originally going to be spelt like "lesawnya" but the italians were like no that's stupid >:(.
Lasagna is a simple dish to prepare, which is why Jon refuses to make it for Garfield most the time,[citation needed][citation needed] however, this all changed when Garfield evolved into Gorefield and pwned Jon a bunch of times, and now serves it for free to all citizens in communist UnWorld counties.
You can find free lasagna at the following important places:[]
- Jeckleslovacia
- Wario's World
- Koridai
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This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in fructose corn syrup. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not sweet enough soon, it may be deleted.