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[[File:LampOil.png|thumb|250px|Original Bottle of Lamp Oil (later "Do not drink" was removed)]]
 
[[File:LampOil.png|thumb|250px|Original Bottle of Lamp Oil (later "Do not drink" was removed)]]
{{Quote|Lamp Oil? You want it? It's yours my friend!|Morshu}}
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{{Quote|Lamp oil...|Morshu}}
'''Lamp Oil''' is a special liquid created by [[Morshu]]. It ignites after touching fire. Morshu sells it as a fuel for lamps, but some guys (including himself) drink it. He sells it in his shop along with [[Rope]] and [[Bombs]].
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'''Lamp oil''' is a special liquid created by [[Morshu]]. It ignites after touching fire. Morshu sells it as a fuel for lamps, but some guys (including himself) drink it. He sells it in his shop along with [[rope]] and [[bombs]].
 
==History==
 
==History==
Morshu wanted to create a weapon to kill his archenemy, [[Ushrom]]. He was developing a Doomsday Machine, but then he heard that Ushrom had survived a nuclear explosion, so he decided to burn him instead.
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Morshu wanted to create a weapon to kill his archnemesis, [[Ushrom]]. He was developing a Doomsday Machine, but then he heard that Ushrom had survived a nuclear explosion, so he decided to burn him instead.
   
Lamp Oil became a #2 hit in Morshu's shop. Some guys used it as an explosive, others as drink.
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Lamp oil became a #2 hit in Morshu's shop. Some guys used it as an explosive, others as drink.
 
==Uses==
 
==Uses==
Lamp Oil has many uses:
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Lamp oil has many uses:
 
*Burning stuff
 
*Burning stuff
 
*Drink
 
*Drink
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*Lamp Fuel for illuminating dark areas
 
*Lamp Fuel for illuminating dark areas
 
*Making [[DINNER]]
 
*Making [[DINNER]]
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* Making <s>games</s> shames
   
 
==Uselessness in [[Shames]]==
 
==Uselessness in [[Shames]]==
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Lamp oil has recently been redeemed in the shame [[Legend of Zelda: Link's Revenge]] where it is actually somewhat useful. Lamp oil in this shame can be used to poison [[Anybody]], as well as use as an explosive to destroy anything that is made of [[cheese]] of [[stuff]].
 
Lamp oil has recently been redeemed in the shame [[Legend of Zelda: Link's Revenge]] where it is actually somewhat useful. Lamp oil in this shame can be used to poison [[Anybody]], as well as use as an explosive to destroy anything that is made of [[cheese]] of [[stuff]].
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{{Dinner}}
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{{Louie|Don't drink this}}
 
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[[Category:Food]]
 
[[Category:Weapons made by Morshu]]
 
[[Category:Weapons made by Morshu]]
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[[Category:Drinks]]
 
[[Category:Drinks]]
 
[[Category:Dangerous Food]]
 
[[Category:Dangerous Food]]
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Revision as of 23:22, 17 May 2021

LampOil

Original Bottle of Lamp Oil (later "Do not drink" was removed)

Lamp oil... Morshu

Lamp oil is a special liquid created by Morshu. It ignites after touching fire. Morshu sells it as a fuel for lamps, but some guys (including himself) drink it. He sells it in his shop along with rope and bombs.

History

Morshu wanted to create a weapon to kill his archnemesis, Ushrom. He was developing a Doomsday Machine, but then he heard that Ushrom had survived a nuclear explosion, so he decided to burn him instead.

Lamp oil became a #2 hit in Morshu's shop. Some guys used it as an explosive, others as drink.

Uses

Lamp oil has many uses:

  • Burning stuff
  • Drink
  • Explosive
  • Hitting with bottle
  • Lamp Fuel for illuminating dark areas
  • Making DINNER
  • Making games shames

Uselessness in Shames

It is very useless in a practical situation in a Shame. You need to buy gallons of it just to light a room for thirty seconds. That is why many people consider it a scam. In the Zelda Shames, you need to keep accessing the inventory menu every ten seconds to reuse it.

Lamp oil has recently been redeemed in the shame Legend of Zelda: Link's Revenge where it is actually somewhat useful. Lamp oil in this shame can be used to poison Anybody, as well as use as an explosive to destroy anything that is made of cheese of stuff.

Louie Louie's Notes

Don't drink this