HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU, NEW ZEALANDERS. I HOPE YOU ENJOY FUCKING DROWNING, YOU FILTHY BASTARDS.
—Kyogre when flooding New Zealand.
Kyogre is a demonic Fish God hell-bent on hating land and REALLLLLY liking water. It was born at some point a while back, I think he was like made by Arceus or some shit. Regardless, his plans are often thwarted by Rayquaza who doesn't like him fighting with his nemesis, Groudon, the friendly Lava Dinosaur. Kyogre also really likes the Blue Orb, which is a funny blue rock that makes him stronger and that he has a sexual attraction to.
Terrorism[]
As a child, Kyogre was a member of Al Qaeda.
The Team Aqua/Magma Gang War[]
Ugly Nerd and Ripped Sailor
There were these two guys, Ripped Sailor Man and Ugly Nerd, who were terrorists, Ripped Sailor Man really liked being wet so he wanted to summon Kyogre to make the whole world very very very very wet. Ugly Nerd was a masochist so he wanted the friendly Lava Dinosaur, Groudon to slather him in Lava. They created teams Aqua and Magma respectively and proceeded to steal submarines, rob museums and hire people who are really bad at Pokemon battles. Anyway, they stole the Blue and Red Orbs and summoned the guys, but Rayquaza the Weather Dragon said no, so they stopped, both Ugly Nerd and Ripped Sailor Man got eaten by Kyogre and Groudon and were never heard from again.
Super Smash Bros[]
Kyogre is a prominent fighter in the Super Smash Bros. 17: Infinity War metagame. He is a big-ass fish so he just bumps people of the stage, also he has like a LOt of water that can make you wet and slippery and die. He also is fond of waterboarding. The most popular counter-play for Kyogre is George W. Bush, who can kill Kyogre with the power of War Crimes and causing 9/11.
Crimes Committed in The Pancake Liberation War of 2037[]
Goro Akechi was salty at his daddy who was also the God-King of New Zealand and banned pancakes, because Akechi uses pancakes as a coping mechanism. So he started a war. Kyogre was willing to ally with him because apparently he hates New Zealand. Akechi's plan was just to kill Shido, but Kyogre hates New Zealand aparently, so also he flooded the whole place while laughing maniacly. Akechi was mad so he left. Kyogre then chilled because his life was finally rid of New Zealand.