Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
—Kyle, kicking his little brother.
Dude, you are just jealous because I'm the Pokémon Master!
—Kyle, swagging off.
All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.
—Kyle, being funny.
Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama! And you give Cartman a million dollars?!
—Kyle, caring for UnAmericans.
Kyle Broflovski is a kinda good person who likes his brother unlike his friends, but he also acts like a slav because of his ushanka, even tho he sounds murican.
History[]
Kyle was born on May 26th, 1988 to jewish parents, and he was told to be good unlike Cartman who is a crazy maniac who robs other people's homes. He has an adopted brother from Canada named Ike Broflovski.
He also told Ike to play like Cristiano Ronaldo in soccer football. He also told his brother that Mike and Ikes candy were not made from Ike, because Ike's head is like an egg, and it is very dumb.
He is funny like his, freinds, even though he isn't as naughty, he still pulled the fire alarm.
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