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Kung Fu Panda Teletubby 4 is a sequel fourquel to Kung Fu Panda produced by NightmareWorks Animation and released in 2024. This is the first film in the Kung Fu Panda franchise to release in Teletubby Land, the fact that in this film, both Po's species and gender (and possibly age) have been corrected. It ripped off A Random Skunk Fights Against a Lizard.
Plot[]
Mr. Ping is planning to open a chain of noodle shops to expand his business. Po is originally going to help her father on this until Master Shifu tells her that she is nearly no longer a sus amogus anymore and has to find Somebody to become her successor. Po then tries out whether she is still sus through meditating and concentrating to just think about "Innersloth". Although her mind is still "Innersloth" after a brief period of time, it turns unexpectedly into "Dinner Sauce", then "Dinner with broth in a sesame soy glaze", leading her to discover that it does not work, which means that her sussiness has dropped profoundly. Therefore she tries to find a new candidate to become the new sussy amogus, until when she spots Somebody stealing various objects from the gallery. Literally someone by the name "Somebody" trying to keep herself anon by hiding her identity behind a non-existent person named "Zhen". Po was originally going to contact The German Prison to send Somebody there, but they are being told by a party of Minecraft players (including Kai) that Tai Lung has (accidentally) set off TNT to destroy their diamond quarry. Po feels strange because Tai Lung is supposed to be dead, until Somebody then finds out that it is The Chameleon who resurrects Tai Lung. Somebody also tells Po that The Chameleon, who is able to shapeshift into anyone, lives in Jupiter City, and is also able to Ctrl+C their fighting style. This makes Po furious about Tai Lung, so the two head to Jupiter City to face The Chameleon.
When they arrive at Jupiter City, the duo discover that Somebody herself is, indeed, the sussiest person in town. Somebody accidentally bumps into a thicc twerking yellow crewmate, so the crewmate calls an emergency meeting, but since Po and Somebody fake that the meeting is a self-report, the reporter, who is not an impostor, is eliminated instead. The duo then enter a vent into a secret place so-called the "Den of Impostors", where impostors hide themselves from crewmates, and meet the den leader, Han2024. Han is originally going to reject the duo to help them on the mission to stop The Chameleon, but since Po and Somebody both agree on that they all are a great family of impostors who are closely tied together to do sus things, Han changes his mind and decides to aid the duo on their mission.
Po and Somebody then make their way to The Chameleon's lair, only for them to be captured by The Chameleon's Kosovo Wagon army (whom she all kidnapped from Kosovo). The two then fight off the Kosovo Wagons and Po escapes to the balcony, ignoring Somebody and leaving her behind. There she sees Somebody and manages to approach her, but that Somebody is revealed to be The Chameleon in disguise, who throws Po off the cliff. The real Somebody, who is revealed to also have escaped, arrives and tries to rescue Po, but it is too late. Po falls to the ground and DIEs, but respawns anyways since she is a Teletubby.
Back at the lair, The Chameleon is summoning people back to life from Hell through opening a secret passage, including Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Kai, slayed crewmates, and ejected crewmates and impostors, to scan their brains as part of an experiment, and Ctrl+X (a way WORSE version of Ctrl+C) everything from them, just before the battle with Po. The Den of Impostors arrive just in time to see the battle (they are not involved in the battle, but rather just here to watch the battle). The Chameleon in order shapeshifts into Lord Shen, Kai, and others stylishly while fighting Po. Once Somebody finally arrives telling Po that she is sorry to be late, The Chameleon suddenly realizes that she is not only facing Po, but also Somebody (else). Since a 1:2 battle is NOT fair, The Chameleon fuses herself with Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Kai, the slayed crewmates and the ejected crewmates and impostors into an abomination known as Lord KaiMeleLung, inaugurating the second phase of the battle. This sends both Po and Somebody high up to the sky and then Somebody lands right on Po. Wait no, it's NOT Po, it's The Chameleon SHAPESHIFTED INTO PO (the panda)!! This starts the third phase of the battle. This time, The Chameleon is able to steal a march on Po and lock her into the same type of cage. In despair, Po guides Somebody on how to master the Kill Key. Somebody then follows her instructions and outwits The Chameleon. Po, who is later revealed to be just pretending to get locked inside a cage, defeats The Chameleon using the Kill Key. Everyone cheers. As the passageway back to Hell is about to close, the summoned all make a salute to Po just before they leave the mortal UnWorld, with Tai Lung bringing The Chameleon’s corpse back to Hell.
In Hell, The Chameleon gets tortured by the sinners and demons there.
Back to the Valley of Peace, Po decides to appoint Somebody as the next sussy amogus, with the Furious Five assisting the latter in her trainings.
Reception[]
Movie reviewers say that although this film is already the best among the franchise, it is still only barely considered somewhat "mediocre". There are no higher-rated comments past this.