
Film poster.
Kung Fu Panda is an extremely racist film produced by NightmareWorks Animation. It was released UnWorldwide (except in China and Teletubby Land, where they banned it for obvious reasons) some time in 2008. This film is racist because it is a criticism against Chinese people and the Teletubbies. The film is directed by Po and several others, but Po herself (himself in the film) is the main protagonist, whom many confuse with Ko because Po was in a panda costume at that time, and their names sound similar.
This film has two remakes (or alternate universes), Basically a remake of Kung Fu Panda but with Lord Shen as the main villain, released in 2011, and Basically another remake of Kung Fu Panda but this time with Kai as the main villain, released in 2016, although it is a common misconception that they are sequels. Despite NOT being sequels, they're somehow still considered canon to the franchise.
A fourth installment, Kung Fu Panda Teletubby 4 is released in 2024 where Po returns to be a female teletubby character. All other returning characters, including Lord Shen and Kai from the remakes, return as how they look in the first film. That film is a result of Po hiring some other directors and forcing them to produce since 4 is her favorite number - meaning "death" in Chinese.
Plot[]
This story revolves around a teletubby panda named "Ko Po" in her his 20s living with her his adoptive father, a random goose named "Mr. Ping", in somewhere in China named "The Valley of Peace". Together they operate a noodle shop, but their noodle is extremely disgusting and underrated, being even worse than food from the Chum Bucket.
One day, an Among Us shaming tournament is being held in the Valley of Peace. As a pro imposter, Po goes for the tournament. Po then won the tournament, and the reward is to become a sussy amogus.
Meanwhile in Germany, Tai Lung escapes from the German Prison, and is about to attack the Valley of Peace and turn it into the Valley of the Shadow of Death. Po gets summoned by Master Shifu because he knows that only an amogus is able to defeat Tai Lung.
During the battle, Po sabotages around the Valley of Peace after everyone leaves. This also makes Tai Lung nowhere to hide, so that Po sends Tai Lung to Hell using the Kill Key.
After the defeat of Tai Lung, the dwellers of the Valley of Peace return to where they live and celebrate with Chinese dance and music. This plays through the credits.
Reception[]
The film is being rated for 18 and up in most countries because of its extreme violence, strong language, and, the worst of all, racism. The film directors are being killed by Po immediately after the film is produced.
Trivia[]
- This film predicted Among Us.
- Jerma985 was really inspired by this film, so he licensed from NightmareWorks to create the shame. The shame would later have a movie adaption.
- Everyone thinks Tai Lung is the bad guy, but actually it is Po (despite the main antagonist being Tai Lung).
- The film would have won an Oscar for the Worst Movie Award, but Po destroyed it.
- According to the film's directors, there was originally going to be a sequel, but it was never made as they were killed just after telling Po about this idea.