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Kratos Messi is a big man. He's also a kratos and a messi at the same time. In a fashion similar to that of the Dig-Its, he is very mentally ill, but does gain sparks of intellect at several points. Kratos Messi is indeed Kratos, but is Messi at the same time. He indeed, like his forename suggests, is a kratos, a species which teeters on the brink of extinction because of widespread deforestation.
Kratos Messi is famous for being the dictator of his empire, often referred as The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi, due to the cruel ways he enslaves innocent guys and forcing them to work for him. His empire consists of a corrupt, dictatorship yet well-organized government, which oppresses anyone who decides not to obey the empire's leader, Kratos Messi himself, and puts them into persecution for extensive amounts of time. The streets of the empire are littered, the police force is often seen going on a recruitment drive, though crimes in the empire, are very infrequent due to how well-funded its police force is.
Kratos Messi's servants have also mass-produced weapons of his own, most notably his "Kratos Bombs", a type of bomb which upon asplosion, releases large amounts of venom into the air. He is also known to possess large amounts of materials, very few of which he was caught stealing from the Dig-Its. Kratos Messi underwent several instances of persecution given to him by the Dig-Its, and for a brief moment had been brainwashed enough by their oeuvres and other infernal opuses.
Life[]
Kratos Messi is a lot of things, he's a kratos, and a messi, like we've already established several times, but overall, one thing he is not, is a good-doer. Ever since the birth of Kratos Messi, he enjoyed being a bad person, because he finds being bad fun, and being good to be very, very boring. He started out young by robbing several banks in order to get somebody's UnDollars in order to get several notable construction workers, such as Bob the Builder to build and assemble the cities and towns of his empire. Little did he know that in reality Bob would destroy several of Kratos' property already on the land with his Cementygas, and subsequently caused an earthquake. Several other bred unnamed Dig-Its also insisted on the construction of Kratos Messi's empire, little did he know that they'd be responsible for some dreadful malefactions, including dropping a brick on Kratos Messi's head, leaving him severely injured.
Kratos Messi was also the man that established the Messian Military in The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi. He taught every soldier who joined the Messian Military (usually Pumkins or Mixels he enslaved and brainwashed) how to fight against all threats and all conditions. His most notable accomplishment with them was the fight against Alphablock O, who nearly fired a laser which could've killed all of them, if it wasn't for Kratos Messi coming in and punching him, killing him. All the soldiers returned home peacefully. Kratos Messi was also the founder of the currency of Messi, the official currency used in The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi and its economy as well.
The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi itself, consists of several small and medium-sized cities and other minor pieces of infrastructure, all of them built, and run by Kratos Messi himself. They are mainly built of concrete and bricks, with steel buildings and an occasional steel bridge. Kratos Messi is not only the dictator of his empire, but its mayor as well, and often, the dictator who keeps tabs on the mayors and gives suggestions to them. He is also the CEO of everything that is in the Holy Empire of Kratos Messi. He owns and runs all other means of transport, public transportation, energy sources, water, air, medicine and other resources, as well as the largest bank in The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi, and all of its financial instruments, Kratos' Bank, with a huge amount of money.
Minions[]
The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi is also home to a large amount of his diabolical minions, who do whatever he commands them to do, and who don't have rights to disobey him. The biggest group of his minions however is the militaristic army of The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi, with various soldiers who do anything they're ordered to do, but often disagree with their leader's orders. The army of The Holy Empire of Kratos Messi also holds a special place in Kratos' heart, as Kratos Messi considers them his greatest achievement, although his army would most likely disagree with that statement. The empire's army consists of his personal guards, but mainly, they act as his personal bodyguards and are his enforcers in case of disobedience, rebellion or any resistance towards him. His main weapon is his mind, though. The way in which Kratos Messi tortures his enemies is nothing short of atrocious.
Criminal Involvement[]
Kratos Messi, as we've already stated before, has a lot of power, and a lot of money, and so he does whatever he wants. He likes to spend money and power to get his way. He likes to destroy and hurt people and animals. Kratos Messi likes to hurt people because he feels that it brings him joy, because it's entertaining. Kratos Messi also likes to kill people because he feels that it gives him power, that it's entertaining, and also because he likes to destroy things and the people who own them, and he likes to do so in front of people. He likes to torture people because he gets pleasure out of it, and thus he gets pleasure from making people suffer and he enjoys making people suffer. Kratos also never bothers to properly pay his own workers and slaves who are forced to mass-produce his every invention under his thumb. He also has a grudge with the Super Duper Sumos, given that they destroyed one of his buildings that he had set up in Generic City, and in revenge, he destroyed their house.
Trivia[]
- A fight between Kratos Messi and Kratos would sell out arenas.