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Koopa Tower is in the middle of the infamous Bowser City. 122 people gets killed here every day. Peppino often comes here to steal Pineapples, Bowser doesn't know he's the one doing it.


You look on the big tower in the middle. You can see an long cue . It gooooooes ... and gooooooooooes ... and gooooooooooooooes. It never ends. Suddenly, they begin moving. You go into the tower. You see a mysterious Dry Bones. He asks "Whatchya doing outside? I'll let ya into King Koopa's "disco tower" and you can grab yourself a cold one!"

Do you actually wanna to go in?