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Koopa

It's a puppy koopa!

A koopa is a species of turtle that is native to Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule. They can speak, but most pretend they can't, out of fear that the scientists will dissect them.

The koopa are led by the infamous Koopa King Bowser, the largest and most powerful Koopa in existence. They serve him out of fear, not respect, and they are always asking for a pay raise.

Koopas are known for being great weapons when used properly. "All you must do, is jump on the koopa, and jump on the koopa! Then you kill koopas!" said Mario, koopa expert. Koopas are in use in the North and East Hyrulain armies.


Notable Koopas

Mister Kooperton ( actually a Human. )

Bowser and his alter-egos

Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings

Gaaaaaaay Bones

Anyone who  talks Koopanese

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