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OH YEAH! Kool Aid Guy


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Kool aid guy was a can of kool aid and a mass-murdrer.

Younger Years

As a child, he was addicted to Kool-aid soda. He played in commercials about the drink, but he went insane in the German Prison and lived in isolation. he heard the laughing and mocking of him outside the jail cell, and slowly went mad. then when he was freed,

e decided to kill everyone who didn't drink Kool-aid.

Kool aid guy kid

Kool aid guy as a child.



As a mass-murdrer

He killend thousands of innocent people, including many children.

Kool aid murdrer

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He's gonna kill me!

Now, we don't really care about those, BUT he also killed some famous guys:

  • Afro Ninja
  • Star Wars Kid
  • The Dramatic Chipmunk
  • Liz Trotta (whatever)
  • Tay Zonday
  • One of the Teletubbies

We have proof: <videogallery> Video:Kool Aid Killer|Some of his first kills.

Video:Kool Aide Man vs Liz Trotta!|Kool aid guy killing Liz Trotta.

Video:Kool Aide Man vs. Chocolate Rain|Kool aid guy killing Tay Zonday.

Video:Kool Aide Man vs. Star Wars Kid|Kool aid guy killing Star Wars Kid.

Video:Kool Aide Man vs. Afro Ninja|Kool Aid Guy killing Afro-Ninja.

Video:Kool Aide Man vs. Dramatic Gopher|Kool aid guy killing the dramatic chipmunk. </videogallery>

Death

He tried to kill Dr. Octagonapus as well, but Dr. Octagonapus killed him with his shoop da whoop lazor.

He had one clone, but it was killed by Fox.

KoolAidMan Fullpic 2

The end of the terror.

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