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{{Character Infobox
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|name = Kool Aid Guy
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|image = Kool_aid_guy_kid.jpg
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|imagesize = 150
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|caption = The '''Kool Aid Guy''' in young form.
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|gender = Male
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|hair = None
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|eyes = Little dots
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|species = Pitcher
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|home = Kool Aid Factories
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|death = Someone drank him
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|AKA = Kool Aid Guy
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|dream = Killing
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|fear = Spilling
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|education = Trained in the art of kool aid
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|occupation = Sugary Beverage
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|known = Tasting Good
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|rank = 2100 (probably one of the reasons he killed people)}}
 
{{Quote|OH YEAH!|Kool Aid Guy}}
 
{{Quote|OH YEAH!|Kool Aid Guy}}
   
   
{{LLQuote|Can i '''AXE''' you a question!|Kool Aid Guy}}
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{{LLQuote|Can I '''AXE''' you a question!|Kool Aid Guy}}
   
   
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{{LLQuote|I thought I'd just ''''gopher'''' it! |Kool Aid Guy}}
Kool aid guy was a can of kool aid and a mass-murdrer.
 
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The '''Kool Aid Guy''' was a can of kool aid and a mass-murdrer.
   
 
== Younger Years ==
 
== Younger Years ==
As a child, he was addicted to Kool-aid soda.
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As a child, he was addicted to Kool-aid soda and screaming OH YEAH at random occasions.
He played in commercials about the drink, but he went insane in the [[German Prison]] and lived in isolation. He heard the laughing and mocking of him outside the jail cell, and slowly went mad. Then when he was freed,
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He played in commercials about the drink, but he went insane in the [[German Prison]] and lived in isolation. He heard the laughing and mocking of him outside the jail cell, and slowly went mad. Then when he was freed, he decided to kill everyone who didn't drink Kool-aid.
he decided to kill everyone who didn't drink Kool-aid.[[File:Kool_aid_guy_kid.jpg|thumb|Kool aid guy as a child.]]
 
   
== As a mass-murdrer ==
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== As a mass-murderer ==
He killend thousands of innocent people, including many children. [[File:Kool_aid_murdrer.jpg|thumb|AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He's gonna kill me!]]
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He killed thousands of innocent people, including many children. Oh, and adults. [[File:Kool_aid_murdrer.jpg|thumb|AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He's gonna kill me!]]
 
Now, we don't really care about those, BUT he also killed some famous guys:
 
Now, we don't really care about those, BUT he also killed some famous guys:
 
*Afro Ninja
 
*Afro Ninja
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*Liz Trotta (whatever)
 
*Liz Trotta (whatever)
 
*Tay Zonday
 
*Tay Zonday
*One of the [[Teletubbies]]
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*[[Laa-Laa|One]] of the [[Teletubbies]]
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We have proof:
 
We have proof:
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<gallery>
<videogallery>
 
Video:Kool Aid Killer|Some of his first kills.
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Kool Aid Killer|Some of his first kills.
   
Video:Kool Aide Man vs Liz Trotta!|Kool aid guy killing Liz Trotta.
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Kool Aide Man vs Liz Trotta!|Kool aid guy killing Liz Trotta.
   
Video:Kool Aide Man vs. Chocolate Rain|Kool aid guy killing Tay Zonday.
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Kool Aide Man vs. Chocolate Rain|Kool aid guy killing Tay Zonday.
   
Video:Kool Aide Man vs. Star Wars Kid|Kool aid guy killing Star Wars Kid.
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Kool Aide Man vs. Star Wars Kid|Kool aid guy killing Star Wars Kid.
   
Video:Kool Aide Man vs. Afro Ninja|Kool Aid Guy killing Afro-Ninja.
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Kool Aide Man vs. Afro Ninja|Kool Aid Guy killing Afro-Ninja.
   
Video:Kool Aide Man vs. Dramatic Gopher|Kool aid guy killing the dramatic chipmunk.
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Kool Aide Man vs. Dramatic Gopher|Kool aid guy killing the dramatic chipmunk.
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</gallery>
</videogallery>
 
   
 
== Death ==
 
== Death ==
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Nintendo cloned him once, but his clone was killed by Fox.
 
Nintendo cloned him once, but his clone was killed by Fox.
   
[[File:KoolAidMan_Fullpic_2.gif|thumb|left|238px|The end of the terror.]]
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[[File:KoolAidMan_Fullpic_2.gif|thumb|left|238px|Kool Aid Guy's death.]]
 
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[[Category:Guys]]
 
[[Category:Maniacs]]
 
[[Category:Maniacs]]
 
[[Category:Dead guys]]
 
[[Category:Dead guys]]
 
[[Category:Meme-related stuff]]
 
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Revision as of 15:44, 16 May 2017

OH YEAH! Kool Aid Guy


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The Kool Aid Guy was a can of kool aid and a mass-murdrer.

Younger Years

As a child, he was addicted to Kool-aid soda and screaming OH YEAH at random occasions. He played in commercials about the drink, but he went insane in the German Prison and lived in isolation. He heard the laughing and mocking of him outside the jail cell, and slowly went mad. Then when he was freed, he decided to kill everyone who didn't drink Kool-aid.

As a mass-murderer

He killed thousands of innocent people, including many children. Oh, and adults.

Kool aid murdrer

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He's gonna kill me!

Now, we don't really care about those, BUT he also killed some famous guys:

  • Afro Ninja
  • Star Wars Kid
  • The Dramatic Chipmunk
  • Liz Trotta (whatever)
  • Tay Zonday
  • One of the Teletubbies




We have proof:

Death

He tried to kill Dr. Octagonapus as well, but Dr. Octagonapus killed him with his shoop da whoop lazor.

Nintendo cloned him once, but his clone was killed by Fox.

KoolAidMan Fullpic 2

Kool Aid Guy's death.