OHHH YEAH!
—Kool Aid Guy
Can I AXE you a question!
—Kool Aid Guy
KNIFE to meet you!
—Kool Aid Guy
The Kool Aid Guy is a can of kool-aid and a mass-murderer.
Younger Years[]
As a child, he was addicted to Kool-aid soda and screaming OH YEAH at random occasions. He played in commercials about the drink, but he went insane in the German Prison and lived in isolation. He heard the laughing and mocking of him outside the jail cell, and slowly went mad. Then when he was freed, he decided to kill everyone who didn't drink Kool-aid.
As a mass-murderer[]
He killed thousands of innocent people, including many children. Oh, and adults.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He's gonna kill me!
Now, we don't really care about those, BUT he also killed some famous guys:
- Afro Ninja
- Star Wars Kid
- The Dramatic Chipmunk
- Liz Trotta (whatever)
- Tay Zonday
- One of the Teletubbies
We have proof:
Death[]
He tried to kill Dr. Octagonapus as well, but Dr. Octagonapus killed him with his shoop da whoop lazor.
Nintendo cloned him once, but his clone was killed by Fox.
Trivia[]
- He is coming.
Kool Aid Guy's death.