But even as old as I am... I've still got the heart and soul of a soldier...
—Kliff Undersn
You've gotten so much better... I have... no regrets...
—Kliff, after fighting Testament
A world where even children replace their toys with weapons... I thought peace had returned...
—Kliff Undersn
What is a descendant of horror shows doing here? Choose your answer carefully.
—Kliff after defeating Balan
Kliff Undersn is a character from Guilty Gear, and also known as The Dragonkiller and The Cogs' Worst Nightmare. He is a knight from the Holy Order who won most of the battles against the cogs during the cog crusade. He is the father of everyone's favorite non-binary gear, Testament, and he was revived by the Psychonauts to help in killing Jasper Rolls.
BIOGRAPHY[]
Kliff was born in Switzerland, just like his adopted son, 10 years after Judgement was sent to the joint to make her a fucking pussy. Kliff was only 6 when he was nearly killed by Short Change, but he was saved by everyone's favorite good guy, Sol Badguy.
Years later, Kliff joined the Holy Order to fight the Cog Menace. He served a very important part in the first Cogsade as during the war, he would kill a Dragon Poop and would later give the big-ass blade he used to kill it a name. He called it the DragonSlayer. While taking nothing but W's, he would meet a young boy named Testament and adopted them. But they would want their father's approval and ended up joining the Holy Order too, which led to them being turned into a gear. Unimportant stuff happened, including him meeting a very young Guy Giske, and yet again fought Justice for the 17th fucking time, Jesus, how many times will this man in his prime fucking fight Justice?
After the crusades, Kliff decided to Sleep for Five Years At Freddy's. He woke up and went to Japan and sensed that something is weird about the UnWorld. So he goes to investigate a weird tournament and finds Testament and fights them. Seemingly kills them. Testament would tell him to cheer up and call him dad one last time before allegedly dying. But before he could join his child in Heaven, he fought Justice, and let me tell you, he fucking weakened her to the point where Chuck Norris just said, "Ok, old man, it's time for you to go." And after fighting for 5 hours and weakening her for Sol, Kliff goes to bed. And by bed, I mean he fucking DIES from old age.
In his will, he asked to be buried next to his son and was buried in the forest where he would remain for 7 years until, you guessed it, the Psychonauts showed up to revive him. And it really worked, but there was a problem, and it was simple: his age. He might be strong, but the fact that he's old makes him weaker and makes it hard for him to do heavy slashes with the DragonSlayer without needing to catch his breath. But the Psychonauts made a very cool deal: if he helps them kill Jasper Rolls, they will find a small bit of water from the Fountain of Youth so he can become young again, which will make him very powerful. Kliff agrees with this deal, but first, he needs to reunite with his son. So after seeing Testament again, he gears up to help the Psychonauts to kill the man known as Jasper Rolls. But he also has another target, a man named Balan, because he might've been involved with multiple incidents involving Horror Shows and the possibility that he might've harmed Testament.
He now resides with Testament, trying to make up lost time with them due to him being dead for so long.
Trivia[]
- Kliff doesn't care if his son is non-binary because he'll support them in the end.
- Kliff is the most strongest when he's young.
- He's one of the few characters to kill a Dragon poop.
- He's a super kind old man.
- He has a certified Dad of the Year award.
- He believes that no child should fight.
- He thinks that The Amazing Digital Circus is mid.
- He is good friends with the former anti-gacha captain Sherbase12.
