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The Kitten Stomper is a device invented by a young Robotnik Sr. It's invention among other things was what propeled Robotnik into the forefront of UnScience, and got him drafted by the X-Men.
It was eventually stolen and mass marketed in the UnUK by the Organization of UnFunny UnBrits (OUFUB), which lead to Canada's cession under RobotnikClause.
History[]
Robotnik, having grown up in the Sonic Islands, hated animals for eating the crops of his unpoverished farmer parents. He decided to make a device that would crush them and blow their guts out, but unfortunately, as unpoverished as they were, they could not afford electricity. As such, he made it so that you would have to crush them yourself with your feet.
Selling it on his home island, it quickly caught wildfire. As it turns out, people hate animals around the world! Seeking an inventor alligned with their movement, he was groomed by then X-Men leader Eric Quincy Logan II and enrolled into Xavier's School for Parents' Blunders in Canada, where he would continue to contribute to the unscientific arts.
Theft[]
Visiting Canada, the then-king caught wind of the Kitten Stomper; realizing it's potential he ordered the then-prime minister to locate one and reverse engineer it, eventually putting OUFUB up to the task.