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Not to be confused with Furby. Kirby is one of the fat pink guys in the Kirbyverse. He is typically a pink puffball. Some say that he tastes like chocolate. His first appearance was in Kirby's Nightmare State, and his latest appearance was in Kirby Toast Trouble.

History

Kirby once thought his dad was killing mommy, even though it was OBVIOUSLY the TV so he ran outside of the house, and started living in the street. Since he didn't have any money or food, he became the world's cutest serialkiller; savagely devouring anything that moved AND didn't moved; turning into them.

Later, he was watching the stars, when some evil tiny witch came and started poking with a crystal, so he called his friends, but they were all possessed and turning their heads 360º. So Kirby beat them up, and discovered that the possesser was actually a peek-a-boo, so he went to collect random crystals in different planets, and defeated many bosses, plus the final boss which was a white Peek-a-boo with alot of eyes. So he got jealous of Kirby and started copying his powers. After Kirby pwn3d him easily, the crystals went berserk and started mutilating the people of the tiny witch's planet, trying to find who was a bad guy. Then this holy weirdo came and started shooting lasers at kirby, Kirby shot lasers too with the Mutilating Crystal and pwn3d him too, then everything was back to normal.

Legacy

Though Kirby is now dead, some weirdos had the idea to put him in a game. They did that, and two people loved it. They made a sequel, and one person loved it. All succeeding sequels sucked so bad, not one person liked them. Even the creators said they were crap. Kirby also has a statue of himself in the Kirbyverse, and in Antarctica. Both are covered in bird poop.

Abilities

Kirby is powerless. All he can do is say "Achoo!" and make everything gross. That is why Kirby is dead.

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