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The hero just took a mighty poop, but when he forgets what the magical buttons atop the eater of poop does. He sets out to find their purpose, once again beating people sensless for no reason whatsoever until he is told what they do. This Shame is the first in the series that allows access to his old man form, becoming invincible but so slow this feature is pointless. When the button is pressed you get one final battle against the Dark Taco.
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