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Kingdom spaniard

Senior Second Incarnation returns in his second shame, Kingdom Spaniard, and contends with a new rival, Senor Third Incarnation. In this game the Cactus of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! becomes the Cactus of DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

There's a remake/retelling to this one called Kingdom Spaniard 2, on the same system even.

Weapons[]

  • Cactus of DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
  • AK-40CACTUS
  • Taco Grenade
  • Taco Magic (eating a certain taco gives you a temporary effect.

Roles[]

Plot[]

You run around the city in order to do something previously done in Super Spaniard 64, where Seinor Second Incarnation forgot how to open doors. The whole shame is spent pointlessly beating people senseless in order to fulfill your destiny of opening the door to Senor Third Incarnation's house. Triggering ONE.... FINAL... TEA PARTY!!!!!!

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UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help keep this article awesome by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get removed.