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Kingoflan

King of Flan. Please ignore the glaringly obvious Cartoon Network logo in the bottom right corner, it's nothing personal, it's just business. Nothing to see here, moving along.

BUY FLANTASY FLAN! The only thing Flan has said in his entire life

My whole existence is flan Trent Reznor on King of Flan

The King of Flan was a marketer, business man, racquet owner, telemarketer, assassin, and a member of the Tsuruga Crime Family, one of the 5 families of Nagano City, Japan, 1943. Being part of one of the lesser known families in the city, he was highly devoted to making his family more well known. He was born with a mental disorder, and was restricted from saying anything but "BUY FLANTASY FLAN!" We don't know much about him, because The King of Flan was killed when he was kicked off of a tower trying to persuade Mario and Koromo Ryuumonbuchi into buying his Flan before he could really do anything important. Today his Flan is banned.

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