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{{quote|My whole existence is flan|[[Nine Inch Nails|Trent Reznor]] on King of Flan}}
 
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'''The King of Flan '''was a marketer, business man, racquet owner, telemarketer, assassin, and a member of the Tsuruga Crime Family, one of the 5 families of Nagano City, Japan, 1943. Being part of one of the lesser known families in the city, he was highly devoted to making his family more well known. He was born with a mental disorder, and was restricted from saying anything but "BUY FLANTASY FLAN!" We don't know much about him, because The King of Flan was killed when he was kicked off of a tower trying to persuade [[Luigi]] and [[Koromo Ryuumonbuchi]] into buying his Flan before he could really do anything important.
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'''The King of Flan '''was a marketer, business man, racquet owner, telemarketer, assassin, and a member of the Tsuruga Crime Family, one of the 5 families of Nagano City, Japan, 1943. Being part of one of the lesser known families in the city, he was highly devoted to making his family more well known. He was born with a mental disorder, and was restricted from saying anything but "BUY FLANTASY FLAN!" We don't know much about him, because The King of Flan was killed when he was kicked off of a tower trying to persuade [[Luigi]] and [[Koromo Ryuumonbuchi]] into buying his Flan before he could really do anything important. Today his Flan is banned.
 
[[Category:Nightmares Made Flesh]]
 
[[Category:Nightmares Made Flesh]]
 
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[[Category:Fat people]]

Revision as of 19:27, December 23, 2013

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Cquote1 BUY FLANTASY FLAN! Cquote2
The only thing Flan has said in his entire life
Cquote1 My whole existence is flan Cquote2
Trent Reznor on King of Flan

The King of Flan was a marketer, business man, racquet owner, telemarketer, assassin, and a member of the Tsuruga Crime Family, one of the 5 families of Nagano City, Japan, 1943. Being part of one of the lesser known families in the city, he was highly devoted to making his family more well known. He was born with a mental disorder, and was restricted from saying anything but "BUY FLANTASY FLAN!" We don't know much about him, because The King of Flan was killed when he was kicked off of a tower trying to persuade Luigi and Koromo Ryuumonbuchi into buying his Flan before he could really do anything important. Today his Flan is banned.

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