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== Funeral ==
 
== Funeral ==
 
On March 18, 2017, the day [[ROBLOX Hacker War II]] started, King Pig had her funeral. The people who came to the funeral were [[Bacon Hair]], [[Dr. Seuss]], [[William Shakespeare]], [[Bob the Builder]], [[Thomas the Tank Engine]], [[Donald Duck]], [[Hillary Clinton]], and [[Pink Sheep]]. Her dad comitted suicide after his wife was murdered by Smile Dog. King pig will live in our hearts.
 
On March 18, 2017, the day [[ROBLOX Hacker War II]] started, King Pig had her funeral. The people who came to the funeral were [[Bacon Hair]], [[Dr. Seuss]], [[William Shakespeare]], [[Bob the Builder]], [[Thomas the Tank Engine]], [[Donald Duck]], [[Hillary Clinton]], and [[Pink Sheep]]. Her dad comitted suicide after his wife was murdered by Smile Dog. King pig will live in our hearts.
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Revision as of 16:58, 28 May 2017

King Pig wwas a female who is the leader of the pigs. Her best minion is Smile Dog. She wants to fight Joseph Stalin because Stalin took her tacos. King Pig is also the leader of the Nazi Party.

Early Life

KingPig

Rare footage of King Pig changing the background to white, meaning he is a racist pig.

King Pig was born in North Korea, to mom Shrek and father Adolf Hitler. One day, King Pig went to the toilet to poop out some lightbulbs, and her mom saw her with a dog. The dog smiled back at King Pig's mom, and she was killed 666 seconds later. 1337 years passed, and King Pig and Smile Dog decided to rule all of North Korea. King Pig married Doge and they had a baby named Kim Jong-il. He was a very loyal man. 38 weeks after Doge and King Pig had their baby, King Pig was shot down at a concert featuring Squidward Tentacles and John Cena. They say that Abraham Lincoln shot King Pig.

Funeral

On March 18, 2017, the day ROBLOX Hacker War II started, King Pig had her funeral. The people who came to the funeral were Bacon Hair, Dr. Seuss, William Shakespeare, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine, Donald Duck, Hillary Clinton, and Pink Sheep. Her dad comitted suicide after his wife was murdered by Smile Dog. King pig will live in our hearts.