Shiver me timbers!
This page is going to suck itself up! Don't blame us if a paradox occurs.
Shiver me timbers!
This page is going to suck itself up! Don't blame us if a paradox occurs.
Shiver me timbers!
The King K. Rool Cannon, also known as the Blunderbuss, sucks everything up like Kirby or King Dedede or Wario. It can only be wielded by King K. Rool, the Undefeatables, and Kirby. The only thing that it cannot suck up is Baby Yoshi and the Undefeatables, as Baby Yoshi can just eat it and the Undesirables Undefeatables are too fat too awesome to be sucked up.
I mean it caaaaaan fire cannonballs and drug dust similar to that of the PO COOTAH but what it's most known for is being King K. Rool's vacuum cleaner. It can beat the Noo-Noo in a cleaning contest, although the Noo-Noo isn't well known for being a good vacuum cleaner. But if you do the Mario before touching it, it'll spit out a Spaghetti Vortex instead of sucking you up. It can obviously use this as a shotgun too, as there's a super epic shotgun scattergun mode built in, but I won't tell you where it is.
Donkey Kong has been killed with this many times as he doesn't know how the counterplay against it. Hint: There is none. And also because he's a stupid gorilla.
List of things it can suck up[]
- A lot of things
- Noo-Noo
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
A lot of things, yep, a LOT of things.
- A lot of things
- Pages that have been sucked up by the King K. Rool Cannon
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
- Louie
- Racist people
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
- Too many to list.
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
- Itself
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
- A lot of things
