Shiver me timbers!
King K. Rool will suck you up for reading his page!
Shiver me timbers!
King K. Rool will suck you up for reading his page!
King K. Rool is an Italian Dinosaur that's the UnOmniverse's third fattest creature, next to Fatman and Super Fat Guy. Best known for inventing the following phrases:
See you later, alligator
—King K. Rool
After a while, crocodile.
—King K. Rool
History[]
Infancy[]
King K. Rool was born in Australia like all Italian Dinosaurs, except he didn't look like the other Italian Dinosaurs, I wonder why...
Adulthood[]
His adult life began during the 1800's when the Mushroom War was taking place, and shortly after passing the test of "Stomping on a Goomba and then Roundhouse Kicking it Whilst Taking Fire with Your Dual Wield Golden Pistols" he was drafted into the R&D of the Mushroom Military, however the only good thing to come out of this was the King K. Rool Cannon, Android, and Mr. Game & Watch's Hammer. But then nothing happened after the war ended, but K. Rool did find his true passion: playing dress up. He dresses up as pirates, scientists and the like!
Him and his King K. Rool Cannon.
Later on he entered into the vacuum cleaner contest, competing against Noo-Noo, Kirby, and King Dedede for title of "The Guy who sucks the Most." The end result was King K. Rool and his cannon lost to Kirby, as nobody can outsuck Kirby. In the third year competing he finally won by learning better spacing.
Wrestling Career[]
In 1993 he went to compete in the WWF against John Cena. What made John Cena win was with faster ground speed, faster framedata, and the greater combo game. The super armor didn't help him much either.
Donkey Kong Encounters[]
Uh oh, King K. Rool was thrown into The German Prison!
After this he went to Donkey Kong Country to collect the mortgage from Donkey Kong because he ate half of Olimar's Pikmin. Unfortunately the donkey retaliated and fired his AK-47 at the italian dinosaur and he was pwned, and somehow it started a war against dinosaurs or something in Donkey Kong land. Like most who get shot by an AK-47 he survived. Unfortunately King K. Rool was then sentenced to The German Prison due to this war, but he broke out suprisingly.
Karnage Krown
K. Rool throws his crown as normal, but then it sprouts blades and jabs everyone it flies by, K. Rool can use his chestplate to rebound it up to 5 times.
Karnage Krown
K. Rool throws his crown as normal, but then it sprouts blades and jabs everyone it flies by, K. Rool can use his chestplate to rebound it up to 5 times.