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MAH BOI, this DINNER is the thing that all true warriors strive for! King Harkinian

King Harkinian (better know as The King or King of Hyrule) is the King of West Hyrule. He originally ruled all of Hyrule, but after the Hyrulean Civil War, he took West Hyrule, and gave Squadala Man East Hyrule. Then Bowser stool part of Hyrule (nowadays known as North Hyrule) from the King and Fake Bowser and Fake Robotnik took over the south of Hyrule.

His favorite food is DINNER and he has a Dinner Blaster. He used to be Princess Zelda's father but in The Wind Waker he got turned into a boat or something. No wait, was that a different king?

Despite being a good guy, he was the final boss of the shame, Final Spaghetti, where he can summon his boi and use the powerful magic of DINNER. Mario and Mama Luigi had to chase after him as he kidnapped Peach, yet they forgot about her when they destroyed the castle.

He starred in the Zelda CD-I show.

Harkinian likes dinner, he likes aiding Duke Onkled. He likes to talk to, and about, his boi, Link. He also likes talking about his shipt, and how it sails in the morning. Harkinian often wonders about what's for dinner, and how he can help, despite the fact that he has never really helped at all.

When He was at the castle doing gun practice with the Super Ultra Dinner Blaster, Bowser and his minions kidnapped him and then threw him in Bowser's Castle.Then Bowser stolen the Super Ultra Dinner Blaster from King Harkinian to charge it for 1 week with a Bowser Dinner to kill Harkiny.This cause Harkiny's death to destroy everywhere in the UnWorld.(But The King dosent know thats going to happen). Except For Hyrule, Bowser's Castle and the hideouts all other villains. Because Bowser added a force field to them.To make things worse:The Bowser Dinner inside the Super Ultra Dinner Blaster only has 4 days left to charge.Now all of the heros of the Unworld are trying to get in Bowser Castle to give a warning to the king thats his death will destroy almost everywhere.

He also started the new trading card series, CD-i & Youtube Poop Trading Cards. They arer cards that have people that star in CD-i games and Youtube Poops.

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