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The Killer Watermelon is a criminal mastermind and member of the Nazis. He's a watermelon and he's also a killer. AND NO, HE IS NOT EDIBLE!!!1

Appearance[]

He is a watermelon that can only be told apart by his dark red stripes.

Origin[]

He is a watermelon grown by Satan in his basement with his Basement Cat. He soon gained sentience and went on a rampage. He is currently waiting in his own circle of Hell to torment anyone who smashes a fruit and he is also a Nazi. He also used his Teletubby powers to chew people's flesh with his Tiddlytubby spawning power.

Powers[]

  • Teleportation: He can teleport around his domain to get to his victims.
  • Head Implosion: If he touches a person, he can make their head explode.
  • Over 9000 Melon Pieces: He will explode into a bunch of small watermelon pieces, specifically over 9000. These pieces will attempt to crawl down the victim's throat before reforming and causing their head to explode.

Death[]

He was waiting in his domain, when suddenly Waluigi appeared. Before he could react, Waluigi yelled "IT'S FUCKING WALUIGI TIME", which caused the watermelon to explode.

Possible return[]

It is said that if Jesus Christ gets angry at humankind, he might respawn the Evil Watermelon to bring pain and suffering.

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