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[[File:150px-Ketamine2DCSD.svg.png|thumb|A gibberish photo of Ketamine.]] |
[[File:150px-Ketamine2DCSD.svg.png|thumb|A gibberish photo of Ketamine.]] |
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| − | '''Ketamine''' (AKA Special K, Kit-Kats, or Cat Valium) is a stress-relieving white powder that also makes the user Hallucinate, get paralysis, having |
+ | '''Ketamine''' (AKA Special K, Kit-Kats, or Cat Valium) is a stress-relieving white powder that also makes the user Hallucinate, get paralysis, having their lungs [[Asplode]], and in some cases [[DIE]]. The majority of it is owned by [[Mr. Krabs]], [[Yoda]], [[Professor Utonium]] (for his [[Chemical X]]), and the [[Sparta|Spartans]]. (Explains a lot about their Crazy Myths) |
==History== |
==History== |
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[[File:34000_24600_000_Item_Front.png|thumb|200px|NOW that's a better image of Ketamine.]] |
[[File:34000_24600_000_Item_Front.png|thumb|200px|NOW that's a better image of Ketamine.]] |
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| − | Ketamine was discovered in 2,000 B.C. by the Spartans. When they snorted it up, it made them Hallucinate about flying people and such, causing the Spartan Myths to appear from that. The Ketamine was then taken to other places and such, and it became a drug as a whole. |
+ | Ketamine was discovered in 2,000 B.C. by the Spartans. When they snorted it up, it made them Hallucinate about flying people and such, causing the Spartan Myths to appear from that. The Ketamine was then taken to other places and such, and it became a drug as a whole. Sometime in 1935 or so, [[Kat and Ana|Kat]] found this stuff and decided to inject it into [[Chocolate]] Wafers. This stuff was delicious, and so she sold it and became really rich or something like that. |
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| − | Sometime in 1935 or so, [[Kat and Ana|Kat]] found this stuff and decided to inject it into [[Chocolate]] Wafers. This stuff was delicious, and so she sold it and became really rich or something like that. Also, [[User:CrazyMew37|Some Teen named Cheren]] decided to mix this stuff up with some Wine, and turned himself into a cat. (In his head, he was still a [[N00b]]) |
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==Uses== |
==Uses== |
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[[File:IStock-1178975044-696x392.jpg|thumb|An image of pure Ketamine. Both in Liquid and Powder flavors!]] |
[[File:IStock-1178975044-696x392.jpg|thumb|An image of pure Ketamine. Both in Liquid and Powder flavors!]] |
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| − | This stuff is usually used to relive-stress normally, but the majority of people use it in order to have highs and hallucinate some crazy stuff. As mentioned already, [[Kit-Kat|Kit-Kats]] have some of this stuff inside of them, so they are either snorted, consumed or injected into one's body. |
+ | This stuff is usually used to relive-stress normally, but the majority of people use it in order to have highs and hallucinate some crazy stuff. As mentioned already, [[Kit-Kat|Kit-Kats]] have some of this stuff inside of them, so they are either snorted, consumed or injected into one's body. It can also be used to create a [[Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girl]], with Sugar, [[Pony]] Blood, and [[Chemical X]]. |
If mixed with other drugs, a person taking Ketamine can DIE. The only thing that can safely mix with Ketamine is [[Money]]. So please, drink, inject, consume, and snort responsibly, kids! And remember, Don't Do Drugs, [[Do the Mario]]! |
If mixed with other drugs, a person taking Ketamine can DIE. The only thing that can safely mix with Ketamine is [[Money]]. So please, drink, inject, consume, and snort responsibly, kids! And remember, Don't Do Drugs, [[Do the Mario]]! |
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Latest revision as of 16:34, 16 May 2023
ahoy spongebob I've overdosed on ketamine and I'm going to die arghargharghargh Mr. Krabs
A gibberish photo of Ketamine.
Ketamine (AKA Special K, Kit-Kats, or Cat Valium) is a stress-relieving white powder that also makes the user Hallucinate, get paralysis, having their lungs Asplode, and in some cases DIE. The majority of it is owned by Mr. Krabs, Yoda, Professor Utonium (for his Chemical X), and the Spartans. (Explains a lot about their Crazy Myths)
History
NOW that's a better image of Ketamine.
Ketamine was discovered in 2,000 B.C. by the Spartans. When they snorted it up, it made them Hallucinate about flying people and such, causing the Spartan Myths to appear from that. The Ketamine was then taken to other places and such, and it became a drug as a whole. Sometime in 1935 or so, Kat found this stuff and decided to inject it into Chocolate Wafers. This stuff was delicious, and so she sold it and became really rich or something like that.
Uses
An image of pure Ketamine. Both in Liquid and Powder flavors!
This stuff is usually used to relive-stress normally, but the majority of people use it in order to have highs and hallucinate some crazy stuff. As mentioned already, Kit-Kats have some of this stuff inside of them, so they are either snorted, consumed or injected into one's body. It can also be used to create a Powerpuff Girl, with Sugar, Pony Blood, and Chemical X.
If mixed with other drugs, a person taking Ketamine can DIE. The only thing that can safely mix with Ketamine is Money. So please, drink, inject, consume, and snort responsibly, kids! And remember, Don't Do Drugs, Do the Mario!