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" I'm gonna Kermit a hate crime. "
  —Kermit, on a "particularly unusual" user
Kermit
Demon kermit.jpg
Hi-ho, mofo
Gender: Frog
Hair color: Green
Eye color: Black
Age: 36
Species: Hyalinobatrachium sapiens
Alive or Dead?: Dead
Death: Shot by Herb Stokes
Likes: Goggles, Croaker
Dislikes: The Toppats
Known For: Surviving in Sesame Street without being evil
Alignment: Chaotic Good
UnRank: 25

Kermit is a mutated radioactive frog (similar to Godzilla) who likes to play banjo and drink vodka in disguise as tea. He also is a pro at using AK-47s.

He was unfortunately shot by Herb Stokes in the Elmo Gang civil warfare but respawned!!!!!!

Holy crap, a ghost! Someone call the Ghostbusters!

Early Life

No one really cares about Kermit's early years, but what we do care about, was the time Kermit first exited the swamp. (He even acted it out with his friends.) When Kermit first exited the darn swamp, he discovered the joys of tea through the local Starbucks he just found.

Sesame Street

Kermit went to Sesame St. at the wrong time, as crime had taken over, and he was with no gun, at least, until he discovered AK-47s, making Kermit the toughest frog in Sesame St, despite the fact that he was nice and stuff.

Kermit now tells this, and the tea story, at local McDonald's near his swamp. If you can't get there, you can always play Grand Theft Sesame Street or watch Kermit's Swamp Years.

He also stopped frog gutting experiments, enough said.

Trivia

  • He is an impostor.
    • Shut up, the Ghostbusters are coming to drag you back to Anything Wiki!

Never underestimate a mutated frog with an AK-47.


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