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It is written: "Only autoconfirmed users can defeat Ganon." |
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We're all a little f***ed up, and life's a little f***ed up, and when we find someone whose f***ed-up-ness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual f***ed-up-ness and call it love. | 
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| —Karkat Vantas thinking a bit too much. | |||
| Karkat Vantas | |
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| Don't judge him. | |
| Gender: | Male |
| Hair color: | Black |
| Eye color: | Yellow |
| Species: | Troll |
| Home: | Panama |
| Likes: | Making Norway a much safer place and later making it property of Thor. |
| Dislikes: | Communism. |
| Occupation: | The "North" of the Twelve Homestuck Trolls |
| Known For: | Representing Cancer (The Zodiac Sign) |
| UnRank: | 1,000,000,000,000,000,000^Potato |
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Karkat Vantas is among the Twelve Homestuck Trolls, and a lot like them, he fights for justice.
Like the other eleven Homestuck trolls, she represents a Zodiac sign, Cancer, and the thing is that there is one element per three signs, and it is Water for Cancer (Along with Scorpio and Pisces).
Since that, he bears the element of Water (Along with Vriska Serket (Scorpio) and Feferi Peixes (Pisces)).
His signature color is gray, though has vermilion blood, similar to normal humans that have vermilion blood.
Also based on his associated sign, she represents the North. Based on that, he decided to make Norway into a democracy like all the other guys decided to do.
However, he gave up his leadership on Norway and passed onto Thor after he asked nicely. After Thor became the leader of Norway, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, and Iceland, Karkat moved to Panama, which is where Terezi Pyrope lives.
He uses a pair of sickles to represent the pincers of a crab.
He is also fond of AkaRed and formed the Sentai-Homestuck League together.
Recently he mastered Chinese Qi and gained the power of the Black Turtle of the North, which may or may not be a giant Koopa from Native UnAmerican myth.
However, his life ended when he and the other trolls were killed by The Piraka. Thankfully, they were all resurrected by Pepsiman. do we retcon this
| Undefeatables | |
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| Upper Counsel | Chuck Norris - Chuck Norriseegee - Bob Saget - Marx - Cyber-Dee - T-2500.5 - Mr. T - Penn Jillette - Happycat - Ceiling Cat - Basement Cat - Billy Mays - The Wa-est version of Tinky Winky - Warui - UnAnything Team |
| Lower Counsel | 3 - Jesus Christ - Hyper Sonic - The Awesome One - WaPo - Bruce Lee - Captain 0 - Dunecat - Gravity Cat - Santa Claus - Batman - Abraham Lincoln - Super Eviler Bowser - Giygas - WeeMalSheeGas - Herobrine - Cthulhu - Pepsiman - Shaggy Rogers - Gorefield - Tierboskat - Triforced Link - Eternal Sailor Moon |
| Exiles | Thannos - Father Bogan - Bob Bogan - Wise Ones - Weegee - Godzilla - Tabuu - T-5000 (T-5001) - Dimentio - Silhouette |
| The Pepsi Republic | |
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| Every single member of the Pepsi Republic (even those that had left the republic) | Pepsiman - This is Bob - boB si sihT - Billy Herrington - Ronald McDonald - Optimus Prime - Thor - Tohru - Aradia Megido - Tavros Nitram - Sollux Captor - Karkat Vantas - Nepeta Leijon - Kanaya Maryam - Terezi Pyrope - Slegteboskat - Vriska Serket - Equius Zahhak - Feferi Peixes - Steve - Master Chief - Sunflora - Roserade - Tsareena - Abomasnow - Captain 10 - Shrek - Chomper - Skipper - Kowalski - Rico - Private - Kevin - Handy Manny |
