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Aargh, ye be wantin to take this to Port Royale? Well I'll snub ya landlubbers! Skurvy, before loading his hand-cannon with malicious intent in the past
Kaptain Skurvy is a former pillager, curent musician, and forever pirate in heart and famous older brother of Klump Skurvy. He used to steal things, but not really that much anymore. He still has a minor vendetta with Donkey Kong and some of the other Kongs due to their robbery of the most funny little trinket in the UnWorld, the Crystal Coconut.
Even with his robber past behind him, Skurvy still lives in a pirate ship with his quirky crew of cosplayers, which only consists of cousins Kutlass and Green Kroc. He actually hosted one of the PirateCons (2001). Though most of the time Skurvy just has a panel there, where he teaches people about the letter R.
History
Early Life
Kaptain Skurvy when he got a bit longer in the tooth.
Kaptain Skurvy and Klump Skurvy were both natural cajun folk, living in the sickly Bubblegoop Swamp. Their father, Francis Skurvy, told them stories about their great-great-great-grandpappy Quint Skurvy. Quint was an old pirate known for stealing shiny treasures, soon finding the Crystal Coconut. Quint loved it like a brother before it was cruelly stolen by Cranky Kong, to which he went full-metal pillager until his demise. This got Skurvy interested in his family's pirate lore, but Klump angry at all Kongs, so Klump tried to commit arson by launching missiles at Donkey Kong Country at 3:30 AM, but due to high winds, the missiles redirected back to the quagmire and burnt them out of house and home. But Skurvy was banished instead because he was orange, and that's the color of fire and explosions.
Finding a New Home
Skurvy was actually too lazy to search for a new home, so instead he took the mighty vessel Quint himself owned, floating in some lazy swamp water at a pirate sanctuary. He completely stole it to sail out into the far ocean through a nearby estuary. He then stopped at Somalia to convince his cousins, Kutlass and Green Kroc, to join his swashbuckling brigade. Since Skurvy charms people, it worked.
War Against Kongs
The first thing Skurvy did? Sail to Donkey Kong Country to reclaim his birth rite, The Crystal Coconut! Hand-cannon in tow, he marched over to Cranky's Cabin to reclaim the Crystal Coconut, but Cranky threatened to call the authorities. Skurvy shot the old ape, knocking the wind out of the simian long enough to take the coconut. Just as Skurvy approached the door, Donkey Kong kicked down the door hard enough to send him flying back to the ship! Skurvy tried to get the Crystal Coconut back many times, but eventually gave up.
Working in the Music Industry
Skurvy.wmv
Skurvy's Undefeatable resume WARNING: LOUD
Skurvy and crew decided to submit resumes for being Undefeatables, but these went well as expected. So Skurvy went into the music industry to make some killer jams. WIP