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Kaede M. Akamatsu is a Human pianist from North Brazil, best known for playing piano with her toes. She also had a baby with Mr. Game & Watch but we don't talk about that. She generally hangs around in the rafters of concert halls, dangling her life away in wait of her next performance. She's sure to crush the competition with the spikes in her competence. Every rose has its thorns, doesn't it? Really. She also has a side-job at investigating crime scenes. She's pretty good at it, but is often victim to a frame-up when it comes down to it.

Aria nobody

Before she had any faith in humanity, she wore plainer clothing.

Personality[]

Kaede is a cheerful optimist who seeks the best in everyone. EVERYONE. Even people as rotten as Barney. She always tries to seek the upside of things, and tries to save as many people as possible, even when risking her own life in the process. There's one thing she does hate, however, and that's fleas. Fleas are the bane of her existence because they waltz around and spread Coronavirus wherever they go. She also dislikes ropes, because they get the squeeze around her.

History[]

Baby kaede

As optimistic, gentle, and friendly as she is today, it's hard to believe that not so long ago, she once hadn't any faith in humanity at all. Even then, she had been a piano prodigy since infancy. Dora the Explorer took her to Teletubby Land to try and brainwash her, which succeeded with flying colors. She lost interest, and abandoned her back in reality. Since then, Kaede has found plenty of friends for her amazing performances.

Kayayday 2

Kayayday 2

She also had a Shame made about her, called Kayayday 2. It's a shooter shame.

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Killing Harmony [ / ]
Kaede Akamatsu - Tsumugi Shirogane - Kokichi Ouma
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