You just gotta wake up and smell the roses!
—KEL
Yo!
—KEL
KEL is the burger man. He eats all teh hamburgers, his flavourite is the McBurger that weights 113.398 grahams (the Quarter Pounder™); these truths are self-evident, that not all burgers are created equal. KEL one time beat Grimace in a burger eating competition, devouring tens of thousands of burgers. He consumes more burger than anyone else in the UnWorld, as proven by the 2017 census held in March. KEL is also HERO's brother in case you didn't know.
You will never be as epic as KEL.
Personality[]
His main personality despite all of this is burgers, because this is KEL we're talking about. But KEL is always there for SUNNY and for OMORI, though at the cost of McDonald's. He is a bit of a chaotic one, maybe because of unknown influencers. KEL will always ring your doorbell to make sure you wake up and smell the roses (roses represent his older brother HERO by the way.) because he cares about SUNNY's well-being and is attracted to his boysmell NO.
History[]
In 1989, Kell (yes he was called Kell back then) was manufactured in a nuclear power plant state of New Georgia. Here he was given Orange Joe in a baby bottle and drank it until he grew up big and fat. He then found out he wanted to be like the sussy Cactus, this phase lasted until he was 5 until he was given his first hamburger by a tourist from North Brazil. After receiving food for the first time after birth he ran away to FARAWAY where he'd meet with his long lost family, also from the nuclear power plant.
He proved to the world his ability to eat by facing off against Steve from Minecraft in a burger eating competition. Obviously KEL won because KEL doesn't have a hunger bar. His college would be payed for by Ronald McDonald in the following month.
For many years he has lived happy with his friends and MARI, but unfortunately SUNNY had to go ruin everything by using the tried and true method of death by killing her. This made KEL greatly happy, because he hated MARI and everything about her. But some time later he wanted to reunite with SUNNY to thank him for his great deed done unto the UnWorld. This inadvertently lead to SUNNY's death, but that doesn't matter. KEL after this would just continuously race around the world for the rest of his life until the sponsorships from the Krusty Krab ran out, but unfortunately for him his kidneys failed before he could make it to the bathroom, and he was pronounced dead in 2077.
Fax[]
He owns a lot of “HECTOR”s
- He is the fastest man in the world, faster than Sonic the Hedgehog and Peppino combined at OVER 9000 miles per hour. This means you cannot run away from KEL, but why would you run away from KEL? He's so sweet!
- Despite this, it is unknown if KEL is able to RUN LIKE PEPPINO.
- He is the world's best basketball player, as ever since he became happy he's just been basketballing.
- He has beaten Celestia Ludenberg at whitejack 2.5 OctoDecillion times. This is because she is letting him win and because whitejack is a messed up shame nobody knows how to play.
- He/Him has his ketchup mixed with lettuce cheese.
- He does not become as fat as Fatman because he makes sure to run away from the fatness.
- He is a Mexican.