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Oh, he's actually not that bad looking! I can see what Lucia Nanami was talking about...
KAITO (Or, Kaito, if you prefer) is a Vocaloid who is the least popular because he is a boy. KAITO loves ice cream, and boy, is he quite the goof.
History[]
Kaito was once a random dude from Tokyo, Japan. Now he's an absolute monster thanks to the evil Scientist-San! He thought MEIKO needed a partner, that's why he picked KAITO of all people. KAITO himself can't sing pretty well, and Scientist-San forces him to sing very highly in order to balance things out (for his singing quality to be absolute garbage instead of okay). He hated this so much KAITO wrote a song about it.
-KAITO- I'll Quit Singing High
As you can see, KAITO is pretty tired of his job despite after only a year of existing.
KAITO loves Ice Cream. This is no secret, and you will usually always see him with one of Martin Luther King Jr. Patent Blue Popsicles. The only thing he likes more than Ice Cream is MEIKO, and even then that's only sometimes. We have no idea why KAITO isn't Super Fat yet, we think it has to do with the fact that he is a robot/virutal singer that doesn't store fat at all. That seems to make sense, I guess. Wait, why does a robot need to eat Ice Cream, he shouldn't even eat anything at all-
One day KAITO was having the boat ride of his life. He met a random mermaid named Lucia Nanami and then everything went to shit on the boat. He was rescued by Lucia, and she fell in love with him, as Lucia likes robots. They haven't seen each other in 7 years, until Lucia decided to say hello to him again as a Human but was beaten up by MEIKO. Honestly, this was good for the both of them.
KAITO also had a run-in with the Wafia, because Wario had this shame called "Kaito Wario The Seven" or whatever, and now owes Wario 200 thousand UnDollars because of that run-in. Legend has it that KAITO still owes Wario to this day, and is currently being chased down by him to be turned into WaKAITO or something.
KAITO died in 2011 after being washed away in the Tsunami that Bob the Builder created for some reason. Actually, no, that was Lucia Nanami, HAH! That's basically the end of KAITO's story, until recently, where Scientist-San repaired him in the UnAnything: The Series Episode Miku Machine. Stupidly enough, KAITO has died 4 times afterwards already, and has been repaired by Megurine Luka out of her kind robotic heart.
Trivia[]
Kaito sees a... -MMD-
Kaito's love for ice cream is well documented
KAITO is the reason why the Ice Cream Machine in McDonald's is always broken. He sneaks in every night and eats up all of the Ice Cream until the machine breaks.
