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Not to be confused with how someone from New Jersey would say Coffee.
There are screamers on this page, beware!
K-fee Turbodrink

The K-fee drink

Spoopy zombie

K-fee Screamer Zombie [EXPLICITLY SCARY]

Ever been so wide awake?

The company's slogan

K-fee, Canned Coffee with caffeine

The whisper, at the end of the commercials

K-fee was company based in Germany and also the name of a super highly ultimate caffinated drink that they made, what does it taste like? I don't know; i'm not German, and don't ask Heinz Doofenshmirtz either because he's not German and he's from Drusselstein, but anyways, this drink has OVER 9000 megatons of caffeine in it, making it the most caffeine filled drink in Europe, but who cares about statistics and stuff?

K-fee energy drinks were made in, like, 2004, when they were made, the crew thought they can make MOAR Mollah by being way too horrifying beyond human compression, so they made infamous screamers that start off peaceful and then jumpscare you with Squidward Tentacles secret admirer, who is one of the many Zombies in this world, Nobody liked it until some time in the golden ages of YouTube, where the community took a shining to these commercials and they became a minor Internet meme, and appeared in many a YouTube Poop.

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A advert at the end, we cannot show you anything else of it

This ad campaign also failed for it's horror, so not so many guys tried this, many germans also thought that a zombie or gargoyle will come out of the can and go, "Boogaloogaloogaloogalooga!" at them, K-fee energy drinks are also ingredients used in the putrid 0 Burger.

Caution: The following video contains screamers!

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