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Justin Bieber is a Canadian singer, failure, and pure idiot.
Many people hate him/her except for teenage girls, and she/he's more moronic than The scratch cat and George W. Bush combined.
Childhood
Born in the small town of Lozertinville in the state of New Lozerton, Justin lived a boring life until his stupid mother started posting videos of him on YouTube of him/her yelling like a complete moron singing and apparently, some n00b liked it.
After That Hood in The Child Life
The n00b sent him a contract to keep singing. He did and is now rich. This made him think that he is the coolest most important person in the world.
Stage 1: Trying to act Kool
Many fans of this moron like to break down his/her life into many different stages where he did important stuff. He thinks he is so kool that at airports, when they make him go through security check, he refuses, thinking he is too cool to be caught going through it but some girl named Mina told him "Dawg, you ain't cool enough so just pass through it moron." This injured Bieber in the heart really badly and he went into a mental breakdown but he went back up and restored his mentalness (sort of). After that, he wanted to prove he was cool and started going out with Selena Gomez, thinking it will get him/her popularity points. Unfortantely, it worked but Selena is in big pain as she lost many fans when she went out with him. They broke up and Beaver was at an all time low in his life. Luckily, the next stage of his life was beginning....
Stage 2: Decline
After the break-up, Bieber went down even further in popularity and fans got either angry at him for being a loser now or they were even more intense fans because they might have a chance to go out with it. Of course the haters still wanted to kill him/her. First one happened at NYC in a bookstore. Bieber was stuck inside because his fans and haters were all outside, knowing he was in there, hiding. Eventually, a fan got sick of waiting and threw a bookshelf at the window of the bookstore, letting everyone inside. Bieber almost killed in a stampede bbut escaped. There were other occassions also but they are full of gore. Eventually, he died at a concert when....well just watch this instead.
Trivia
- Distantly related to Rebecca Black (like 50 miles or something)
- Hates life and beavers
- Rivals Miley Cyrusthumb|300px|right|the day he died
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