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| − | After the break-up, Bieber went down even further in popularity and fans got either angry at him for being a loser now or they were even more intense fans because they might have a chance to go out with it.. Of course the haters still wanted to kill him/her. First one happened at NYC in a bookstore. Bieber was stuck inside because his fans and haters were all outside, knowing he was in there, hiding. Eventually, a fan got sick of waiting and threw a bookshelf at the window of the bookstore, letting everyone inside. Bieber was almost killed in a stampede but escaped. [[Video:Justin Bieber gets hit by a Grenade|thumb||]]There were other occasions also but they are full of gore. Eventually, he died at a concert when....well just watch this instead. |
+ | After the break-up, Bieber went down even further in popularity and fans got either angry at him for being a loser now or [[File:Puke-11505840089.gif|thumb|What happens to you when you see or hear Justin Beaver.]]they were even more intense fans because they might have a chance to go out with it.. Of course the haters still wanted to kill him/her. First one happened at NYC in a bookstore. Bieber was stuck inside because his fans and haters were all outside, knowing he was in there, hiding. Eventually, a fan got sick of waiting and threw a bookshelf at the window of the bookstore, letting everyone inside. Bieber was almost killed in a stampede but escaped. [[Video:Justin Bieber gets hit by a Grenade|thumb||]]There were other occasions also but they are full of gore. Eventually, he died at a concert when....well just watch this instead. |
*''SPOILER ALERT!'' Eventually, he died at a concert when 3 came in, disguised as a really fat fan and threw a grenade at him. |
*''SPOILER ALERT!'' Eventually, he died at a concert when 3 came in, disguised as a really fat fan and threw a grenade at him. |
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Revision as of 03:06, 11 November 2014
AND I WAS LIKE BABY! BABY! BABY! BLAARGGHH!!! Justin Bieber performing in front of the crowd while throwing up!
Justin Drewdiot Beaver (known as Justin Bieber in some areas) is a stupid Canadian singer, failure, and pure idiot. Many people hate him/her except for some super stupid teenage girls, and she/he's more moronic than The Scratch Cat and George W. Bush combined.
Bieber realizing he was transgendered.
Born in the small town of Lozertinville in the state of New Lozerton, Justin lived a boring life until his/her stupid mother started posting videos of him on YouTube of him/her yelling singing like a complete moron and apparently, some n00b liked it. He sent him a contract to keep singing. he did and is now rich. At age 12, he realized that he was transgendered causing him to fall into depression. He was then put in an unknown mental hospital. It was confirmed that Bieber had a dysthymia. A year later, an anonymous redditor posted a photo of a girl doing some weird sh*t. When Bieber was released from the mental hospital, he saw the photo and publicly announced that it was him in the picture. Which no one cares so what he did to be popular was to post a video of him singing in a high-pitched voice. His now her voice was so deafening that people gave all of their money just to make him stop uploading videos of him screaming. Because all of the money people gave to him, he wrote his own songs and paid music record labels so that his song could be heard from the media. A noob discovered his deafening voice and gave him a contract.
Childhood
Born in the small town of Lozertinville in the state of New Lozerton, Justin lived a boring life until his stupid mother started posting videos of him on YouTube of him/her yelling like a complete moron singing and apparently, some n00b liked it.
After That Hood in the Child Life
The n00b sent him a contract to keep singing. He did and is now rich. This made him think that he is the coolest most important person in the world.
Stage 1: Trying to act Kool
Many fans of this moron like to break down his/her life into many different stages where he did important stuff. He thinks he is so kool that at airports, when they make him go through security check, he refuses, thinking he is too cool to be caught going through it but some girl named Mina told him "Dawg, you ain't cool enough so just pass through it moron." This injured Bieber in the heart really badly and he went into a mental breakdown but he went back up and restored his mentalness (sort of). After that, he wanted to prove he was cool and started going out with Selena Gomez , thinking it will get him/her popularity points. Unfortunately, it worked but Selena is in big pain as she lost many fans when she went out with him. They broke up and Beaver was at an all time low in his life. Luckily, the next stage of his life was beginning....
Stage 2: Decline
After the break-up, Bieber went down even further in popularity and fans got either angry at him for being a loser now or
What happens to you when you see or hear Justin Beaver.
they were even more intense fans because they might have a chance to go out with it.. Of course the haters still wanted to kill him/her. First one happened at NYC in a bookstore. Bieber was stuck inside because his fans and haters were all outside, knowing he was in there, hiding. Eventually, a fan got sick of waiting and threw a bookshelf at the window of the bookstore, letting everyone inside. Bieber was almost killed in a stampede but escaped. thumb||There were other occasions also but they are full of gore. Eventually, he died at a concert when....well just watch this instead.
- SPOILER ALERT! Eventually, he died at a concert when 3 came in, disguised as a really fat fan and threw a grenade at him.
Trivia
- Distantly related to Rebecca Black (like 50 miles or something).
- He is fat
- He loves The Squadala Soccer Team
- He hates life and beavers
- He is the rival Miley Cyrus.
- He is stupid and an idiot.
- Unfortunately, he is more successful and wealthy than all of us losers combined.